Little Bunny Foo Foo
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| Little Bunny Foo Foo by |
| children's rhyme, involving a rabbit harassing a population of field mice. The rabbit is scolded and eventually punished by a fairy. |
- Think it's time that we do a little story here.
- Oh, a story? What story could it be?
- Here is the incredible story of "Little Bunny Foo Foo".
- Starring as Mr. Foo Foo, Mr. Terry A La Berry.
- And starring as the Good Fairy, Miss Kathy Jo Barrett.
- Okay, here's the incredible story of:
- Little Bunny Foo Foo
- Hopping through the forest,
- Scooping up the field mice
- and bopping them on the head.
- And then down, down, down came the Good Fairy, and said:
- "Little Bunny Foo Foo
- I don't want to see you
- Scooping up the field mice
- And bopping them on the head.
- I'm going to give you three chances,
- And if you don't behave,
- And then, I'm going to turn you into a...GOON!"
- Little Bunny Foo Foo
- Hopping through the forest,
- Scooping up the field mice
- and bopping them on the head.
- And then down, down, down came the Good Fairy, and said:
- "Little Bunny Foo Foo
- I don't want to see you
- Scooping up the field mice
- And bopping them on the head.
- I'm going to give you two more chances,
- And if you don't behave,
- And then I am going to turn you into a...GOON!!!!!!"
- Little Bunny Foo Foo
- Hopping through the forest,
- Scooping up the field mice
- and bopping them on the head.
- [Spoken in normal tone] And then down, down, down came the Good Fairy, and said:
- "Little Bunny Foo Foo
- I don't like your attitude
- Scooping up the field mice
- And bopping them on the head.
- [Spoken in normal tone] I'm going to give you one more chance,
- And if you don't behave,
- And then I am definitely going to turn you into a...GOON!!!!!!!
- And it won't be pretty!"
- Little Bunny Foo Foo
- Hopping through the forest,
- Scooping up the field mice
- And bopping them on the head.
- "That's it."
- Then the Good Fairy came down,
- And then she turned Little Bunny Foo Foo into a...GOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- And the moral of the story is:
- "HARE TODAY, GOON TOMORROW".
- Great story.
- Yeah. Thanks for sharing, Terry.
- Yeah, anytime.