Faint heart hath been a common phrase, faire ladie never wives.
And when with envy Time transported
Shall think to rob us of our joys,
You'll in your girls again be courted,
And I'll go wooing in my boys.
"Chops and Tomata Sauce. Yours, Pickwick." Chops! Gracious heavens! and Tomata Sauce! Gentlemen, is the happiness of a sensitive and confiding female to be trifled away by such shallow artifices as these?
Ah, Foole! faint heart faire lady n'ere could win.
Perhaps if you address the lady
Most politely, most politely,
Flatter and impress the lady
Most politely, most politely.
Humbly beg and humbly sue,
She may deign to look on you.
If doughty deeds my Lady please,
Right soon I'll mount my steed,
And strong his arm and fast his seat,
That bears me from the meed.
Then tell me how to woo thee, love,
Oh, tell me how to woo thee
For thy dear sake, nae care I'll take
Though ne'er another trow me.
I'll woo her as the lion woos his brides.
The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to
take aim kneeling.
Follow a shadow, it still flies you,
Seem to fly, it will pursue:
So court a mistress, she denies you ;
Let her alone, she will court you.
Say are not women truly, then,
Styled but the shadows of us men?
There be triple ways to take, of the eagle or the snake,
Or the way of a man with a maid.
A fool there was and he made his prayer
(Even as you and I!)
To a rag and a bone and a hank of hair
(We called her the woman who did not care)
But the fool he called her his lady fair—
(Even as you and I!)
If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning.
Why don't you speak for yourself, John?
The nightingales among the sheltering boughs
Of populous many-nested trees
Shall teach me how to woo thee, and shall tell me
By what resistless charms or incantations
They won their mates.
Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
His heart kep' goin' pity-pat,
But hern went pity-Zekle.
Whaur hae ye been a' day,
My boy Tammy?
I've been by burn and flowery brae,
Meadow green and mountain grey,
Courting of this young thing
Just come frae her mammy.
I will now court her in the conqueror's style;
"Come, see, and overcome."
He kissed her cold corpse a thousand times o'er,
And called her his jewel though she was no more;
And he drank all the pison like a lovyer so brave,
And Villikins and Dinah he buried in one grave.
And every shepherd tells his tale
Under the hawthorn in the dale.