I then computed the following Table:—
Table of the number of Days contained in each four months, commencing on the first day of each month and ending on the last day of the fourth following month.
| Number of Days. | ||
| 1 January | to 30 April | 120 |
| 1 February | " 31 May | 120 |
| 1 March | " 30 June | 122 |
| 1 April | " 31 July | 122 |
| 1 May | " 31 August | 123 |
| 1 June | " 30 September | 122 |
| 1 July | " 31 October | 123 |
| 1 August | " 30 November | 122 |
| 1 September | " 31 December | 122 |
| 1 October | " 31 January | 123 |
| 1 November | " 28 February | 120 |
| 1 December | " 31 March | 121 |
Now, from the preceding Table it appears that there is only one month in the year fulfilling this condition, namely, the month of March. It follows, therefore, that the cheese must have been made four months before, that is, in the month of December.
Shortly after this vision I received a visit from that great geologist, the erudite Professor Ponderdunder,[1] a member of all existing Academies, and Secretary of the most celebrated How-and-wi Academy for the Reconstruction of Primeval Time. I was anxious to have the opinion of this learned person upon my recent experience: but he was evidently envious of my vision, which he treated disrespectfully. Pos-
- ↑ Author of the celebrated Treatise "On the Entity of Space," the basis of all sound metaphysical reasoning.
