A Double-Dyed Deceiver 265
"Where are you going to?" asked the ref- ugee.
" Buenas Tierras, coast of South America I forgot what they called the country the last time I was there. Cargo lumber, corrugated iron, and machetes."
"What kind of a country is it?" asked the Kid "hot or cold?"
"Warmish, buddy," said the captain. " But a regular Paradise Lost for elegance of scenery and be-yooty of geography. Ye're wakened every morning by the sweet singin' of red birds with seven purple tails, and the sighin' of breezes in the posies and roses. And the inhabitants never work, for they can reach out and pick steamer baskets of the choicest hothouse fruit without gettin' out of bed. And there's no Sunday and no ice and no rent and no troubles and no use and no nothin'. It's a great country for a man to go to sleep with, and wait for somethin' to turn up. The bananys and oranges and hurricanes and pineapples that ye eat comes from there."
"That sounds to me!" said the Kid, at last betraying interest. "What'll the expressage be to take me out there with you?"
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