The Pearl/Volume 5/Taking a Maidenhead.
Air - "Gee, ho Dobbin."
Oh, Maidenhead-taking's a very great bore,
It makes cunt and prick so confoundedly sore;
But fucking the third time's like heaven above.
For your prick then glides in as you draw on a glove!
Gee up, Roger.
Wag up, Roger,
Roger's a thing that all women admire!
Oh, give me a damsel of blooming fifteen,
With two luscious thighs and a mouse-trap between,
With the fringe on the edge, and two red lips I say.
In her cunt I'd be diving by night and by day!
Gee up, &c.
That woman would be a disgrace to our land,
Who would not take a prick, when it stiffy does stand;
And when it droops low as if it were in dread,
She must tickle the balls, till it lifts up its head!
Gee up, &c.
Cunt is a treasure which monarchs admire,
Cunt is a thing that my theme doth inspire;
Cunt is a mighty temptation to sin,
But cunt is a hole that I'd ever be in!
Gee up, &c.
Prick is its friend, its first cousin, I ween,
Tho' prick I confess is a rare go-between;
Prick to a woman much joy can impart,
And prick is a thing that she loves in her heart!
Gee up, &c.
Then here's to the female who yields to a man,
And here's to the man who'll fuck when he can,
For fucking creates all our joy on earth,
And from fucking you know, we all date our birth.
Gee up, Roger,
Wag up, Roger,
Roger's a thing that all women admire.