Good Men and True; and, Hit the Line Hard/Good Men and True/Chapter 3
Chapter III
"Please go way and let me sleep,
I would rather sleep than eat!"
"HE's coming round. That man's suhtenly got a cast-iron skull. Such a blow with a .45 would 'a' killed most fellers. What you goin to do with him, Judge?"
"I don't know. It strikes me that he would be a valuable man for us. That was the nerviest performance I ever saw. Had I been told that any one could mix it that way with Oily Broderick and two guns, and get off with it scot-free except for this little love tap, I should never have believed it." The voice was rich, clear, slow, well-modulated. "Perhaps he may be induced to join us. If not"
The words reached Jeff from immeasurable distances. He was floating on a particularly soft and billowy cloud at the time: a cloud with a buoyant and undulant motion, very soothing. Jeff noted it with approval. Underneath and a little ahead, a high and exceedingly steep mountain rose abruptly from the sea. It was built entirely of piled, roundish boulders. The contour seemed familiar. Madagascar, of course! How clever of him to remember! Jeff turned the cloud. It sank in slow and graceful spirals to the peak. Doubtless the voices came from there. The words seemed to have an unexplained connection with some circumstance that he could not quite recall. He felt the elusive memory slipping away. However, it made no difference. He drifted into a delicious vagueness.
Something hard was forced between his teeth; a fiery liquid trickled down his throat. He gasped and struggled; his eyes fluttered open. To his intense disappointment the cloud was gone. An arm was propping him up. Mysterious blankets appeared before him from somewhere or other. On them lay an arm and a bandaged hand. The hand was hurting some one very much. Jeff wondered whose it was. He looked at the hand fixedly for a long time and, on further examination, found it to be his own. Here was a pretty state of affairs!
A pillow was thrust behind him and the supporting arm withdrawn. At once he felt a throbbing pain in his head. He put his hand up and lo! his head was also heavily bandaged! He regretted Madagascar more than ever. He settled back for reflection. Looking up, after a little, he saw a chair with the back turned toward him; astride the chair, a middle-aged man, large, clean-shaven, rosy, well-dressed, and, as it seemed to Jeff, unnecessarily cheerful. His eyes twinkled; his hands, which were white and plump and well kept, played a little ditty on the chair-back. There was a ruby on one finger. Beyond him sat a gross, fat man with a stubbly beard, a coarse, flat nose and little, piggish, red eyes. His legs were crossed and he smoked a villainous pipe. There were other men behind these two. Jeff was just turning to look at them when his attention was recalled by a voice from the man astride the chair.
"And how are we now, my young friend? A trifle dazed, I fancy? Something of a headache?" He showed his white teeth in a friendly smile; his voice was soft and playful. "Are we well enough to eat something? What with our recent disagreeable shock and our long abstinence from food, we must find ourself rather feeble."
Jeff stared at the man while he digested this communication. "A little coffee," he said at last. "I can't eat anything now. I am dizzy and most everlasting sick at my stomach. Put out that damned pipe!"
The soft-voiced man chuckled delightedly, as if he found this peremptory command exquisitely humorous. "You hear, Borrowman? Evidently Mr. Bransford is of those who want what they want when they want it. Bring a little soup, too. He'll feel better after he drinks his coffee."
The man addressed as Borrowman disappeared with a shuffling gait. Jeff lay back and considered. His half-shut eyes wandered around. Whitewashed stone walls, a heavily-ironed door, no window—that was queer, too!—floor and ceiling of rough boards, a small fireplace, two chairs, a pine table, a lighted lamp. That was all. His gaze came back to the man in the chair, to find that gentleman's large blue eyes watching him with a quizzical and humorous look—a look highly suggestive of a cat enjoying a little casual entertainment with a mouse. In his weakened condition Jeff found this feline regard disconcerting.
The coffee came, and the soup. After Jeff's refreshment the man in the chair rose. "We will leave you to the care of our good Borrowman," he said, baring his white, even teeth. "I will be back this evening and, if you are stronger, we will then discuss some rather momentous affairs. Go to sleep now."
The caressing advice seemed good. Jeff was just dropping off when a disturbing thought intruded itself.
This evening? Then it must be day now. Why did they burn a lamp in daytime? The problem was too much for Jeff. Still pondering it, he dozed off.
When he woke the lamp was yet burning; the objectionable fat man sat by the fire. When he turned his head, presently, Jeff was startled to observe that this man had got hold of an entirely new set of features. Here was an extraordinary thing! Hard features, and unprepossessing still, but clean at least. How very curious!
After a while a simple solution presented itself. It was not the same man at all! Jeff wondered why he had not hit upon that at first. It seemed that he had now become a body entirely surrounded by fat men—no—that wasn't right. "Let me—let me name the Supreme Court of a nation and I care not who makes the laws." No, that was John Wesley Pringle's gag. Good old Wes'! Wonder where he is? He wasn't fat. How did that go? Oh, yes! "Let me have men about me that are fat!" Something snapped—and Jeff remembered.
Not all at once. He lay silent, with closed eyes, and pieced together scraps of recollection, here and there, bit by bit. It was like a picture puzzle; so much so that Jeff quite identified each random memory with some definite shape, eagerly fitting them together in a frame; and, when he had adjusted them satisfactorily to a perfect square, fell peacefully asleep.