my troth, we that haue good wits, haue much to answer for: we shall be flouting: we cannot hold.
Will.
Good eu'n Audrey.
Aud.
God ye good eu'n William.
Will.
And good eu'n to you Sir.
Clo.
Good eu'n gentle friend. Couer thy head, couer thy head: Nay prethee bee couer'd. How olde are you Friend?
Will.
Fiue and twentie Sir.
Clo.
A ripe age: Is thy name William?
Will.
William, sir.
Clo.
A faire name. Was't borne i'th Forrest heere?
Will.
I sir, I thanke God.
Clo.
Thanke God: A good answer:
Art rich?
Will.
'Faith sir, so, so.
Cle.
So, so, is good, very good, very excellent good: and yet it is not, it is but so, so:
Art thou wise?
Will.
I sir, I haue a prettie wit.
Clo.
Why, thou saist well. I do now remember a saying: The Foole doth thinke he is wise, but the wiseman knowes himselfe to be a Foole. The Heathen Philosopher, when he had a desire to eate a Grape, would open his lips when he put it into his mouth, meaning thereby, that Grapes were made to eate, and lippes to open. You do loue this maid?
Will.
I do sir.
Clo.
Giue me your hand: Art thou Learned?
Will.
No sir.
Clo.
Then learne this of me, To haue, is to haue. For it is a figure in Rhetoricke, that drink being powr'd out of a cup into a glasse, by filling the one, doth empty the other. For all your Writers do consent, that ipse is hee: now you are not ipse, for I am he.
Will.
Which he sir?
Clo.
He sir, that must marrie this woman: Therefore you Clowne, abandon: which is in the vulgar, leaue the societie: which in the boorish, is companie, of this female: which in the common, is woman: which together, is, abandon the society of this Female, or Clowne thou perishest: or to thy better vnderstanding, dyest; or (to wit) I kill thee, make thee away, translate thy life into death, thy libertie into bondage: I will deale in poyson with thee, or in bastinado, or in steele: I will bandy with thee in faction, I will ore-run thee with policie: I will kill thee a hundred and fifty wayes, therefore tremble and depart.
Aud.
Do good William.
Will.
God rest you merry sir. Exit.
Enter Corin.
Cor.
Our Master and Mistresse seekes you: come away, away
Clo.
Trip Audry, trip Audry, I attend, I attend. Exeunt.
Scœna Secunda.
Enter Orlando & Oliuer.
Orl.
Is't possible, that on so little acquaintance you should like her? that, but seeing, you should loue her? And louing woo? and wooing, she should graunt? And will you perseuer to enioy her?
Ol.
Neither call the giddinesse of it in question; the pouertie of her, the small acquaintance, my sodaine woing, nor sodaine consenting: but say with mee, I loue Aliena: say with her, that she loues mee; consent with both, that we may enioy each other: it shall be to your good: for my fathers house, and all the reuennew, that was old Sir Rowlands will I estate vpon you, and heere liue and die a Shepherd.
Enter Rosalind.
Orl.
You haue my consent.
Let your Wedding be to morrow: thither will I
Inuite the Duke, and all's contented followers:
Go you, and prepare Aliena; for looke you,
Heere comes my Rosalinde.
Ros.
God saue you brother.
Ol.
And you faire sister.
Ros.
Oh my deere Orlando, how it greeues me to see thee weare thy heart in a scarfe.
Orl.
It is my arme.
Ros.
I thought thy heart had beene wounded with the clawes of a Lion.
Orl.
Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a Lady.
Ros.
Did your brother tell you how I counterfeyted to sound, when he shew'd me your handkercher?
Orl.
I, and greater wonders then that.
Ros.
O, I know where you are: nay, tis true: there was neuer any thing so sodaine, but the sight of two Rammes, and Cesars Thrasonicall bragge of I came, saw, and ouercome. For your brother, and my sister, no sooner met, but they look'd: no sooner look'd, but they lou'd; no sooner lou'd, but they sigh'd: no sooner sigh'd but they ask'd one another the reason: no sooner knew the reason, but they sought the remedie: and in these degrees, haue they made a paire of staires to marriage, which they will climbe incontinent, or else bee incontinent before marriage; they are in the verie wrath of loue, and they will together. Clubbes cannot part them.
Orl.
They shall be married to morrow: and I will bid the Duke to the Nuptiall. But O, how bitter a thing it is, to looke into happines through another mans eies: by so much the more shall I to morrow be at the height of heart heauinesse, by how much I shal thinke my brother happie, in hauing what he wishes for.
Ros.
Why then to morrow, I cannot serue your turne for Rosalind?
Orl.
I can liue no longer by thinking.
Ros.
I will wearie you then no longer with idle talking. Know of me then (for now I speake to some purpose) that I know you are a Gentleman of good conceit: I speake not this, that you should beare a good opinion of my knowledge: insomuch (I say) I know you are: neither do I labor for a greater esteeme then may in some little measure draw a beleefe from you, to do your selfe good, and not to grace me. Beleeue then, if you please, that I can do strange things: I haue since I was three yeare old conuerst with a Magitian, most profound in his Art, and yet not damnable. If you do loue Rosalinde so neere the hart, as your gesture cries it out: when your brother marries Aliena, shall you marrie her. I know into what straights of Fortune she is driuen, and it is not impossible to me, if it appeare not inconuenient to you,
