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POSTHUMOUS PAPERS OF THE PICKWICK CLUB
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THE PICKWICK CLUB. 461

  • ' Did you see the Marchionness o' Granby, Sammy ? " inquired Mr.

Weller, with a sigh.

  • ' Yes, I did," replied Sam.

" How wos the dear creetur lookin' ? "

  • ' Wery queer," said Sam. " I think she's a injurin' herself gradivally

vith too much o' that 'ere pine-apple rum, and other strong medicines o* the same natur."

" You don't mean that, Sammy ?" said the senior, earnestly.

  • ' I do, indeed," replied the junior.

Mr. Weller seized his son's hand, clasped it, and let it fall. There was an expression on his countenance in doing so — not of dismay or apprehension, but partaking more of the sweet and gentle character of hope. A gleam of resignation, and even of cheerfulness, passed over his face too, as he slowly said — " I ain't quite certain, Sammy ; I wouldn't like to say I wos altogether positive, in case of any subsekent disappintment, but I rayther think, ray boy — I rayther think that the shepherd's got the liver complaint !"

" Does he look bad ? " inquired Sam.

" He's uncommon pale," replied his father, " 'cept about the nose, vich is redder than ever. His appetite is wery so-so, but he imbibes wunderful."

Some thoughts of the rum appeared to obtrude themselves on Mr. Weller's mind as he said this, for he looked gloomy and thoughtful ; but very shortly recovered, as was testified by a perfect alphabet of winks, in which he was only wont to indulge when particularly pleased.

"Veil, now," said Sam, "about my aifair. Just open them ears o' yourn, and don't say nothin' till I've done." With this brief preface, Sam related, as succinctly as he could, the last memorable conversation he had had with Mr. Pickwick.

"Stop there by himself, poor creetur!" exclaimed the elder Mr. Weller, " without nobody to take his part ! It can't be done, Samivel, it can't be done."

  • ' O' course it can't," asserted Sam ; " I know'd that afore I came."
  • ' Vy, they'll eat him up alive, Sammy," exclaimed Mr. Weller.

Sam nodded his concurrence in the opinion.

" He goes in rayther raw, Sammy," said Mr. Weller metaphorically, " and he'll come out done so ex-ceedin' brown, that his most formiliar friends won't know him. Roast pigeon 's nothin' to it, Sammy."

Again Sam Weller nodded.

" It oughtn't to be, Samivel," said Mr. Weller, gravely.

" It mustn't be," said Sam.

« Cert'nly not," said Mr. Weller.

" Veil now," said Sam, " you've been a prophecyin' avay wery fine, like a red-faced Nixon, as the sixpenny books gives picters on."

"Who wos he, Sammy ?" inquired Mr. Weller.

" Never mind who he was," retorted Sam ; " he warn't a coachman, that's enough for you."

" I know'd a ostler o' that name," said Mr. Weller, musing.

" It warn't him," said Sam. " This here gen'lm'n was a prophet."

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