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ON THE SAME.


IN church your grandsire cut his throat:
To do the job, too long he tarry'd:
He should have had my hearty vote,
To cut his throat before he marry'd.





ON THE SAME.


(the judge speaks.)


I'M not the grandson of that ass[1] Quin;
Nor can you prove it, Mr. Pasquin.
My grand dame had gallants by twenties,
And bore my mother by a 'prentice.
This when my grandsire knew, they tell us he
In Christ church cut his throat for jealousy.
And, since the alderman was mad you say,
Then I must be so too, ex traduce.





RIDDLES.


BY DR. SWIFT AND HIS FRIENDS.

Written in or about the Year 1724.


I.


IN youth exalted high in air,
Or bathing in the waters fair,
Nature to form me took delight,
And clad my body all in white,

  1. An alderman.
My