GOVERNOR, 1906
but, where the result cannot otherwise be secured, must be set aside. By dividing the lines of a few of the counties, a fairly equitable apportionment may be made and one in accord with all of the other requirements.
I submitted to the legislature a plan working out fair results by dividing one of the counties, as a tentative suggestion. Again the western poet broke into verse:
| A message from the Schwenksville sage, |
| Give ear, the groundlings all, give ear, |
| While from the broad typewritten page |
| The clerk, in accents loud and clear, |
| Declaims the sentiments profound |
| That Pennypacker passes round. |
| No ordinary screed is this |
| But one that cannot fail to strike |
| The mind with awe. Say, who would miss |
| That verbiage so statesmanlike, |
| That flow of golden rhetoric |
| Whereof P. P. well knows the trick. |
| Of course 'tis not, like Holy Writ, |
| All true. For instance, there's the claim |
| That those who make our laws are fit |
| And never play a crooked game. |
| The legislature. Penny vows, |
| Is honest. Here—nix komm herause. |
| He says that when the boys last sat |
| In legislative conclave, they |
| Ne'er dreamed of graft and pickings fat. |
| Nor gave the people's rights away. |
| This thing let's take not as pretense |
| But in a mere Pickwickian sense. |
| And having said that all is straight, |
| Behold in stentor tones he calls |
| Upon the boys to renovate |
| Their record. Thus he overhauls |
| Reprovingly the self-same crowd |
| Whereof he swears that he is proud. |
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