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J: It just might be some kind of a double cross
He could be a narc
They're all over the park
S: Do you think I should check with the boss?
J: He's not the one
S: I bet he is
J: I bet he's not
S: And we've only an hour to get from here to the yacht
J: He was supposed to be smoking a pipe
Frankly, he just doesn't look like the type
S: Look like a spy, you mean? Heaven forbid
He'd be a hell of a spy if he did
But he picked up the code all right
J: Not quite
He said "tight"
He's not the one
S: Okay, let's try him one more time
J: You mean.....
S: I do
J: Well?
S: No, you
[J goes over to A]
J: [spoken] Will the ostrich dance with the porcupine?
A: [spoken, hesitantly, while S and J encourage him to get it right]
Only if he is sufficiently --- loose'
[S and J cheer]
J: He is the one
S: He is the one
A: I am the one
J: The plans?
A: The dough?
S: [handing "money" to A] The dough
A: [handing "plans " to J] The plans
J: Well done
S: Well done
A: Well done
J: He is
S: He is
A: I am
ALL: The one