LOBACHEVSKY
words and music by Tom Lehrer
Author's note: Most of the following is meant to be spoken rather than sung, freely in some cases and rhythmically in others. The specific accompaniment used by the author on his recording would require too many pages to write out and is therefore omitted. Prospective performers of the piece (if any) are advised to heed its basic precept and plagiarize the author's version.
The author would like to make it clear that. although Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky (1793-1856) was a genuine, and indeed eminent, mathematician, the peccadlllos attributed to him herein are not substantiated by history. The format of the song was suggested by a Danny Kaye-Sylvia Fine routine entitled "Stanislavsky", and the name of the protagonist was chosen for purely prosodic reasons.
(spoken) | Who made me the genius I am today, |
(sung) | One man deserves the credit, |
(spoken) | I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky. |
(sung) | And ever since I meet this man my life is not the same. |
(spoken) | I am never forget the day I am given first original paper to write. |
(sung) | I have a friend in Minsk, |