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C: Gasoline salad? You gotta be kidding.
W: No, it's delicious. And every 6000 miles we change the oil in the dressing.
C:

NEVER MIND! I'll just have dessert. Surely, you must have some simple dessert.
You got ice cream?

W: We got ice cream.
C: What kind of ice cream?
W:

All kinds of ice cream.

We got plum and rum and bubblegum,
We got prune, balloon, and macaroon,
We got grape and ape and scotch tape,
We got lime and grime and choc'late slime,
Sasparilla,
Manzanilla,
Caterpilla',
And of course plain old-fashioned gorilla.

What would you like?

C: [leaving] Never mind. I'll just go over to the laundromat and have a bowl of soap flakes.[1]
  1. The last line was (understandably) changed in the actual show.


The video of this song was included in the show Rita Moreno: Life Without Makeup, presented at the Berkeley Repertory Theater in 1911.