Tales from the Arabic/The Sixth Officer’s Story

by Unknown

THE SIXTH OFFICER’S STORY.

A certain assessor was one day taken with a woman and much people assembled before his house and the lieutenant of police and his men came to him and knocked at the door. The assessor looked out of window and seeing the folk, said, “What aileth you?” Quoth they, “[Come,] speak with the lieutenant of police such an one.” So he came down and they said to him, “Bring forth the woman that is with thee.” Quoth he, “Are ye not ashamed? How shall I bring forth my wife?” And they said, “Is she thy wife by contract^[1] or without contract?” [“By contract,”] answered he, “according to the Book of God and the Institutes of His Apostle.” “Where is the contract?” asked they; and he replied, “Her contract is in her mother’s house.” Quoth they, “Arise and come down and show us the contract.” And he said to them, “Go from her way, so she may come forth.”

Now, as soon as he got wind of the matter, he had written the contract and fashioned it after her fashion, to suit with the case, and written therein the names of certain of his friends as witnesses and forged the signatures of the drawer and the wife’s next friend and made it a contract of marriage with his wife and appointed it for an excuse.^[2] So, when the woman was about to go out from him, he gave her the contract that he had forged, and the Amir sent with her a servant of his, to bring her to her father. So the servant went with her and when she came to her door, she said to him, “I will not return to the citation of the Amir; but let the witnesses^[3] present themselves and take my contract.”

Accordingly, the servant carried this message to the lieutenant of police, who was standing at the assessor’s door, and he said, “This is reasonable.” Then said [the assessor] to the servant, “Harkye, O eunuch! Go and fetch us such an one the notary;” for that he was his friend [and it was he whose name he had forged as the drawer-up of the contract]. So the lieutenant of police sent after him and fetched him to the assessor, who, when he saw him, said to him, “Get thee to such an one, her with whom thou marriedst me, and cry out upon her, and when she cometh to thee, demand of her the contract and take it from her and bring it to us.” And he signed to him, as who should say, “Bear me out in the lie and screen me, for that she is a strange woman and I am in fear of the lieutenant of police who standeth at the door; and we beseech God the Most High to screen us and you from the trouble of this world. Amen.”

So the notary went up to the lieutenant, who was among the witnesses, and said “It is well. Is she not such an one whose marriage contract we drew up in such a place?” Then he betook himself to the woman’s house and cried out upon her; whereupon she brought him the [forged] contract and he took it and returned with it to the lieutenant of police. When the latter had taken cognizance [of the document and professed himself satisfied, the assessor] said [to the notary,] “Go to our lord and master, the Cadi of the Cadis, and acquaint him with that which befalleth his assessors.” The notary rose to go, but the lieutenant of police feared [for himself] and was profuse in beseeching the assessor and kissing his hands, till he forgave him; whereupon the lieutenant went away in the utterest of concern and affright. On this wise the assessor ordered the case and carried out the forgery and feigned marriage with the woman; [and thus was calamity warded off from him] by the excellence of his contrivance.’^[4]

Return to El Melik ez Zahir Rukneddin Bibers el Bunducdari and the Sixteen Officers of Police.

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1. Syn. book (kitab).
2. Or made it a legal deed.
3. Lit. assessors.
4. This sentence is almost unintelligible, owing to the corruptness and obscurity of the text; but the sense appears to be as above.