The Merry Muses of Caledonia/Nae Hair On't

by Robert Burns

NAE HAIR ON'T.

Tune—"Gillicrankie."

An old fragment.

Yestreen I wed a lady fair,
⁠An ye wad believe me,
On her c—t there grows nae hair,
⁠That's the thing that grieves me.
 
It vex'd me sair, it plagu'd me sair.
⁠It put me in a passion,
To think that I had wed a wife,
⁠Whose c—t was out o' fashion.