The Mikado/Here's a how-de-do

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The Mikado by W. S. Gilbert
Here's a how-de-do

Yum-Yum:
Here's a how-de-do!
If I marry you,
When your time has come to perish,
Then the maiden whom you cherish
Must be slaughtered, too!
Here's a how-de-do!
Here's a how-de-do!

Nanki-Poo:
Here's a pretty mess!
In a month, or less,
I must die without a wedding!
Let the bitter tears I'm shedding
Witness my distress,
Here's a pretty mess!
Here's a pretty mess!

Ko-Ko:
Here's a state of things,
To her life she clings!
Matrimonial devotion
Doesn't seem to suit her notion--
Burial it brings!
Here's a state of things!
Here's a state of things!

Yum-Yum & Nanki-Poo:                     Ko-Ko:
With a passion that's intense            With a passion that's intense
I worship and adore,                     You worship and adore,
But the laws of common sense             But the laws of common sense
We oughtn't to ignore.                   You oughtn't to ignore.
If what he says is true,                 If what I say is true,
'Tis death to marry you!                 'Tis death to marry you!
Here's a pretty state of things!         Here's a pretty state of things!
Here's a pretty how-de-do!               Here's a pretty how-de-do! 
Here's a pretty state of things!         Here's a pretty state of things!
A pretty state of things!                A pretty state of things!
Yum-Yum:   Here's a how-de-do! 
Nanki-Poo:                 Here's a how-de-do! 
Ko-Ko:                                     Here's a how-de-do!
Yum-Yum & Nanki-Poo:                     Ko-Ko:
For if what he says is true,             For if what I say is true,
I cannot, cannot marry you!              He cannot, cannot marry you!
Here's a pretty, pretty state of things! Here's a pretty, pretty state of things!
Here's a pretty how-de-do!               Here's a pretty how-de-do!

[Exit Yum-Yum]