Jamie's bad wife/Chapter 3

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3704364Jamie's bad wife — The Delicate MaidAnonymous

THE DELICATE MAID.


I told a sweet damsel a tender soft tale,
Each eve as we sat in the shade,
In hopes that in time my fond suit might prevail,
For she was a delicate maid.
I said that my love was so ardent and true,
that nothing my passion could cure;
But she only answered Ab! what will you do?
tis a pity indeed, to be sure.

I play'd on my pipe and sung a soft song,
the sentiments warm from my heart;
See listen'd attentive, but then ere twas long,
declar'd it was time to depart.
I press'd her white hand with a languishing smile.
and said Pity the pangs I endure!
But no other answer could gain all the while,
than tis pity indeed to be sure.

At length little Cupid assisted my plan,
to soften the nymph to my mind;
My wishes to crown and my heart more trepan,
she soon became tender and kind.
To clurch the next day she consented to go,
suspense I no longer endure,
For wedlock s the greatest delight we can know,
'tis charming indeed, to be sure.

To exercise us'd, and to temp'rance inclin'd,
We enjoy health of body, and sweet peace of mind;
And while the pale rake in disease meets his doom,
Content throws her crimson on us at the loom.

The sword and the scales of strict justice we bear,
And, like good Free-Masons, still act by the square;
In our souls no mean passion shall ever find room,
For honour and honesty wait on the loom.

Tho' wickedness reigns in camp council, and ball,
Tis foolish I'm sure to be wicked at all:
Mind this all ye folks from the glibe to the comb;
And be merry and wise, like the lads of the loom.

Ans as to you Ladies who caper and dance.
With the Eunuchs of Rome, the cetillons of France,
0 waste not on such empty trifles your bloom,
But cherish the products and lads of the loom.

But if you must needs have some music at night,
Sure a good Scots tune may afford you delight;
Then a lilt you may dance with the brave Captain Plume,
Or make merry with the lad that works at the loom.

Above your own country prize not foreign parts,
Nor let their gay toys gain your purses or hearts,
Nor foolishly spend at Bath, Paris, or Rome,
What at home would be wisely laid out on the loom.

Why Ladies, run to foreign markets to buy,
When your own manufactures will you supply?
Be advis'd by a friend---impair not your bloom,
With washes and paints---but apply to the loom.