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dled in the Fatherland, Mark quite surpassing himself in juicy invectives. After a while other subjects came up, and Clemens retired to a desk in the corner and began writing furiously on the backs of stray envelopes he fished from the wastebasket. He scribbled and scratched for about ten minutes, then got up and read us the following:


POETIC SUMMARY OF THE CASE OF THE PRINCE, THE PRINCESS AND THE WAITER

The Prince knew naught of wifey's doings.
The Princess is a kleptomanic;
But their accuser, waiter Muller,
To jail with that low brute satanic!

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