sponge with which he cleansed his brushes, and threw it against the picture with the intention of spoiling it. It happened to strike on the dog's mouth, and produced, to the astonishment and delight of the painter, the very effect that he had labored so persistently to imitate.—Frank H. Stauffer, The Epoch.
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ACCIDENTS
Man's increasing wisdom and growing regard for his fellow man will some day result in a better state of things than is here indicated:
According to an estimate made by Mr.
Frederick L. Hoffman, of the Prudential Insurance
Company, the annual rate of fatal
accidents in American cities is between 80
and 85 in each 100,000. On a basis of
80,000,000 population, this would mean a
yearly loss of about 65,000 lives. By the
same authority it is calculated that 1,664,000
persons are badly injured every year, and
that some 4,800,000 receive wounds of a less
serious character. We have a yearly list of
fatalities somewhere between 64,000 and
80,240, and of serious maimings of 1,600,000;
whereas two great armies, employing all the
enginery of warfare, could succeed in
slaughtering only 62,112 human beings yearly.
(Text.)
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ACCOMMODATION
According to a story told by Rev. J. Ed.
Shaw, of Hammonton, N. J., a man should
always adapt himself to local conditions if he
wants to slip along without falling over his
feet.
Some time ago, Mr. Shaw said, a little colored congregation over in Jersey invited a preacher friend of his to occupy their pulpit at the coming Sunday evening service, and the good dominie, wishing to encourage the colored brethren, readily complied.
Reaching the church where he was the only paleface present, the preacher delivered a sermon full of helping advice, made an eloquent prayer, and then announced that the service would be closed by singing the hymn, "Wash Me and I Shall Be Whiter Than Snow." At this point one of the dark-*some congregation rose to his feet.
"Look heah, pahson," said he impressively. "Yo' will hab to 'scuse me, but I rise to a point ob ordah."
"What is it?" asked the preacher, with large symptoms of surprize floating over his features.
"It am dis way," replied the parishioner. "Yo' hab ebidently made a mistake in de crowd. Dis am a cull'ed congregashun, an' s'nce all de pump watah an' sof' soap in de county can't make de words ob dat hymn come true, I jes' wish dat yo' would change her to some uddah tune."—Philadelphia Evening Telegraph.
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ACCOMPLISHMENT
Among the influential public men who
were wild in their unreasonable prejudice
against Grant and cried aloud for his dismissal,
was Col. Alexander K. McClure, of
Philadelphia. He could not see how the
President could sustain himself if he persisted
in retaining Grant. So he went to
Washington to counsel with Mr. Lincoln,
and urge him in the name of the people to
remove Grant without delay. I will let the
Colonel tell in his own way the result of his
visit to the President:
"I appealed to Lincoln for his own sake to remove Grant at once, and in giving my reasons for it I simply voiced the admittedly overwhelming protest from the loyal people of the land against Grant's continuance in command. . . . When I had said everything that could be said from my standpoint, we lapsed into silence. Lincoln remained silent for what seemed a very long time. He then gathered himself up in his chair and said in a tone of earnestness that I shall never forget: 'I can't spare this man; he fights.' That was all he said, but I knew that it was enough, and that Grant was safe in Lincoln's hands against the countless hosts of enemies."—Col. Nicholas Smith, "Grant, the Man of Mystery."
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See Work versus Worker.
Accounting—See Balance, A Loose.
Accuracy—See Punctiliousness in Little
Things.
ACCUSATION INSUFFICIENT
When Numerius, governor of the Narbonnoise
Gaul, was impeached for plunder
of his province, he defended himself,
and denied the charge and explained it
away so skilfully that he baffled his accusers.
A famous lawyer thereupon exclaimed,
"Cæsar, who will ever be found
guilty, if it is sufficient for a man to deny
the charge?" To which Julian retorted,
"But who will appear innocent, if a bare accusation
is sufficient?" (Text.)
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