on the ties, and his journey was evidently telling on his physical powers more than the same distance by the roadway would have done. An agent stopt him and ordered him off the track, telling him that he was liable to arrest for trespass, besides incurring the risk of being killed by a train.
The man, who was a Hungarian, demurred, and produced a railroad ticket, good from Jersey City to Scranton, Pa. The agent looked at him in amazement, and asked why he was walking when he might ride. The Hungarian replied that he thought the ticket gave him only the privilege of walking over the road. His right was explained to him, and the tired man delightedly boarded the first train that stopt. (Text.)—Louis Albert Banks.
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See Christianity and Civilization;
Fear.
IGNORANCE, DIETARY
The untrained housekeeper is responsible
for the sheer waste of one-fifth of the average.
salary—wasted because she does not
know how to buy her foods, in quantity or
quality; because she has not known what
kind of foods to give to produce the best
results; because, as a bargain-hunter, she
is the cause of the great quantities of "material
just like the goods, but at a cheaper
price" which flood our markets and lack
durability.
No man would employ a purchasing agent who did not know the materials he was to buy; yet woman, with the greatest purchasing power, goes at it without knowledge.
We find that the majority of young men in the universities who go wrong are of those who live in boarding-houses where landladies know little of the choosing and preparing of foods. An inadequate lunch is followed by hunger during the middle of the afternoon, with the resultant glass of beer to satisfy the appetite for the time being.
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IGNORANCE, DISADVANTAGE OF
Frederick of Prussia had a great mania
for enlisting gigantic soldiers into the Royal
Guards, and paid an enormous bounty to his
recruiting officers for getting them. One
day the recruiting sergeant chanced to espy
a Hibernian who was at least seven feet
high. He accosted him in English and proposed
that he should enlist. The idea of a
military life and a large bounty so delighted
Patrick that he at once consented.
"But unless you can speak German the king will not give you so much."
"Oh, be jabbers," said the Irishman; "sure it's I that don't know a word of German."
"But," said the sergeant, "I know you can learn in a short time. The king knows every man in the guards. As soon as he sees you he will ride up and ask you how old you are; you will say, 'twenty-seven years'; next, how long you have been in the service; you must reply, 'three weeks'; finally, if you are provided with clothes and rations; you answer, 'both.'"
Pat soon learned to pronounce his answers, but never dreamed of learning the questions.
In three weeks he appeared before the king in review. His Majesty rode up to him. Paddy stept forward with "present arms!"
"How long have you been in the service," said the king.
"Twenty-seven years," said the Irishman.
"How old are you?" asked his Majesty.
"Three weeks," said the Irishman.
"Am I or you a fool?" roared the king.
"Both," replied Patrick, who was instantly taken to the guard-house, but pardoned by the king after he understood the facts of the case.—Judge's Magazine.
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IGNORANCE, HUMILIATION OF
An incident in a trial for a capital offense, in Nashville, Tenn., is thus spoken of in a news item:
A splendid, clean-looking young man was
under examination and Mr. Fitzhugh, of
Memphis, of the prosecution, got to the
point of asking him which newspapers he
had read at the time of the Carmack killing.
The talesman had testified that he was thirty-*one
years old, a farmer, and the father of
three children. His answers had been bright
and his face sparkled with intelligence. But
he hesitated when the interrogation concerning
the newspapers was put to him.
"I haven't read any about it in the newspapers. We don't take any newspapers in our house. I—I kain't read and I kain't write, but I can farm. I never got the show to go to school but two or three days in all my life."
A blush mantled his cheeks and for an instant there was a glistening in his eyes, then, throwing back his head, he left the witness-stand and marched out of the court-*room, his expression of defiance silencing the laughter of the unthinking ones in the
