He escaped none too soon. The great mass of ice dropt into the water, and then came a return wave that would have swallowed the artist if he hadn't been on high ground. (Text.)
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Art Highly Valued—See Picture, Record Price for. Art in Weather Changes—See Ice Beauty. ART UNAPPRECIATED The enterprising manager of a Paris theater once called upon Meissonier and asked him to paint a drop-scene for a certain theater and name his own terms. "You have seen my pictures, then?" asked Meissonier. "Oh, yes," exclaimed the manager; "but it is your name—your name I want; it will draw crowds to my theater." "And how large is it you wish this curtain to be?" inquired the artist. "Ah, well, we will say fifteen meters by eighteen." Meissonier took up a pencil and proceeded to make a calculation. At last he looked up and said with imperturbable gravity, "I have calculated and find that my pictures are valued at 80,000 francs per meter. Your curtain, therefore, will cost you just 21,600,000 francs. But that is not all. It takes me twelve months to paint twenty centimeters of canvas. It will, therefore, take me just one hundred and ninety years to finish your curtain. You should have come to me earlier, monsieur; I am too old for the undertaking now. Good-morning."—Art Amateur.
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See Age.
ARTICULATION
"Clear articulation, not loudness in speech,
is what the deaf desire. Remember this, and
not only will the deaf hear, but they will be
spared the physical pains and embarrassing
discomfort occasioned by shouting," advised
Dr. C. J. Blake in a lecture at the Harvard
medical school during which he discust hearing
and speech.
"People thoughtlessly shout at those who are afflicted with deafness, little realizing the real pain they are causing," said Dr. Blake. "If you would be thoughtful and considerate of these unfortunates, put emphasis on the articulation. Again and again have deaf persons said to me, 'How I wish people would not shout at me so,' and there is a pathetic note in the voice which long suffering creates."
It was brought out that the so-called drum-head is tough enough to sustain a column of mercury twelve inches high and of its own diameter; but is, nevertheless, delicate enough to record sound waves vibrating 50,000 times a second.
The ordinary human voice, he explained, is vibrating about 152 times, and should be perfectly understood by an ordinary healthy individual. Consonant sounds, he said, are the retarding factor in speech, hence it is the duty of every person to cultivate the habit of clear articulation.
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ARTIFICE
I once discovered a mother cuckoo in
charge of an infant, evidently on his first
outing. Drawn by his insistent demand
for food, I came unexpectedly upon the
pair in a retired spot in the woods. At
sight of me the mother instantly left her
clamorous offspring and flew to the lowest
limb of a tree near by, where she
treated me to a series of theatrical postures,
bows, feathered displays, and acrobatic
performances wonderful to see,
keeping up at the same time a low cry
which had instantly silenced the baby
cries I had heard. Never for an instant
taking her eyes off me, nor interrupting
her remarkable demonstrations, the anxious
mother very gradually, almost imperceptibly,
moved away, a twig at a time,
while I followed, fascinated and far more
interested in her dramatic efforts than in
finding her youngling. When she had thus
drawn me several feet away from the
dangerous spot, presto! she took to her
wings and was gone.—Olive Thorne Miller,
"The Bird Our Brother."
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There is a pleasant story of a lawyer, who, being refused entrance into heaven by St. Peter, contrived to throw his hat inside the door; and then, being permitted by the kind saint to go in and fetch it, took advantage of his being fixt to his post as doorkeeper to refuse to come back again. (Text.)—Croake James, "Curiosities of Law and Lawyers."
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A congregation in Connecticut had lost their pastor, and were desirous of filling his place. But their last minister had been self-taught, and the aristocracy—to wit, the deacons, etc.—stipulated that the new minister should have a classical education. In order to be sure of their man, the deacons agreed to let applicants preach a sermon on
