who believe them such. But, because we are often deceived by appearances, let us not believe that the reality does not exist.—Daniel Webster.
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At a recent horse-race one of the horses attracted a great deal of attention before the start by his remarkable appearance, and many spectators thought he would surely win. He was so full of life, and so eager to begin the race, that he broke through the barrier and ran several hundred feet before the jockey could stop him. The animal was full of confidence and life, but he finished fifteenth in a race of sixteen.
This horse furnished a pretty good illustration of the human bluffer, the man who struts and brags, who makes great pretensions, lots of noise, but never gets anywhere. The silent, unpretentious man, who keeps pegging away, distances him in the great life race.—Success Magazine.
(2497)
See Envy Gratified.
PRETENSE OF VIRTUE
It is a cynical saying that "every man has his price," but it is difficult at times to judge what any man might do under stress of unusual circumstances. An illustration of this point is the following:
A Scots business representative called upon
a firm whose principal desired to make him a
Christmas present. The honest fellow was
scandalized. He could not dream of accepting
presents. If such a thing were in
the minds of the firm, let them transfer their
favor in the shape of discount to the house
which he represented. They did not mean
anything of the sort, they told him; this
was a little matter personal to himself. He
threw back his shoulders; he was not to be
bribed. "Oh, but this is no bribe," he was
answered; "all we propose to do is to offer
you a nice box of cigars, for which you shall
give us, say, sixpence." The choler of the
virtuous one died away. He put his hand
into his pocket and drew forth a coin. "I'm
to take a box and give you sixpence? Well,
I havena' a sixpence. Here's a shillin'; I'll
tak' twa boxes!"
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PRETENSE, SELFISH
An English writer thus speaks of an indiscreet adventure of a costermonger and an electric eel:
Before this gymnotus was publicly exhibited
it was deposited at a French hotel in
the neighborhood of Leicester Square. A
burly fishmonger's man, named Wren,
brought in the daily supply of fish to the
establishment, when some of the servants
told him they had an eel so large that he
would be afraid to pick it up. He laughed
at the idea of being afraid of an eel, and
when taken to the tub boldly plunged in both
hands to seize the fish. A hideous roar followed
this attempt. Wren had experienced
a demonstration of the "psychic force" of
the electrical eel, and his terror so largely
exaggerated the actual violence of the shock,
that he believed for the remainder of his
life that he was permanently injured by it.
He had periodical spasms across the chest,
which could only be removed by taking a
half-quarter of gin. As he was continually
narrating his adventure to public-house
audiences, and always had a spasm on concluding,
which his hearers usually contributed
to relieve, the poor fellow's life was
actually shortened by the shock from the
gymnotus.
The man's recurring pains usually
made their appearance at places and
times when thirst could be quenched.
Many bodily ills are simulated or imaginary.
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PREVENTION
John S. Wise records this conversation with Grover Cleveland:
"I ought to have a monument over me
when I die." "I am sure of that, Mr. Cleveland,"
I answered; "but for what particular
service?" "Oh, not for anything I have ever
done," said he, "but for the foolishness I
have put a stop to! If you knew the absurd
things proposed to me at various times while
I have been in public life—things which I
sat down on, and sat down hard on—you
would say so, too!"—"Personal Reminiscences
of Cleveland," The Saturday Evening Post.
(2500)
In morals, quite as truly as in physics, the profitable time to deal with any evil is in its incipient stage:
The diseases that occupy the physician
most are maladies that have reached an advanced
stage, when it is not easy to combat
them. On the other hand, the study of dis-
