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Oscar—[Watches him come, fearfully, as if he expected to have his ears boxed.] One with blue stars, these with the white squares, and would you like these violet dots, and these with the very dainty circles, and these . . .

Nervous Gentleman—Hold on. I only want three. Let me see. [He examines the socks. Juhasz passes them slowly, and goes to the Thorough Young Lady whom Philip is showing a bath-robe.]

Thorough Young Lady—It looks like a night-gown.

Nervous Gentleman—Put these three aside.

Juhasz—[Who is standing now between the two counters.] Show the lady those hooded robes.

Nervous Gentleman—[Rises.] And now quickly, for I am late, a white cap, please.

Oscar—[Looks at Juhasz.] A white cap

Juhasz—[Looks at Oscar sternly.] I'll get it for the gentleman. [He exits through the archway.]

Oscar—[Crestfallen.] The chief will bring it right in, sir. [There is a pause. Oscar rubs his hands.] We have some very nice neckwear.

Nervous Gentleman—I don't need any, thanks.

Oscar—Tennis shoes?

Nervous Gentleman—Thank you, no.

Oscar—Sport shirts?

Nervous Gentleman—[Nervously.] Don't need