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Alexandra—Yes.

Beatrice—[To change the subject.] Is the soup cold enough, Albert? [Music begins.]

Albert—Just right.

Wunderlich—His highness likes his soup at eight degrees Celsius.

Hyacinth—Beautiful speech is not the most important thing. What counts is the fact that he has studied a great deal, and knows a great deal.

Agi—Perhaps the reason I can't speak well is that I have never done anything but study.

Hyacinth—That never hurt you, my boy.

Albert—How many hours a day did you study?

Agi—Usually—ten. . . . And as many every night.

Albert—Ten and ten are twenty. [He rises.]

Beatrice—What are you looking for, my dear?

Albert—The salt.

Wunderlich—Here it is, your highness.

Albert—Thanks. [Resumes his seat; takes the salt.] That left you four hours for sleep.

Agi—Not that many—sometimes.

Albert—That is very bad. I need fifteen hours' sleep myself. [A pause.]

Symphorosa—I need eight. [A pause.]

Hyacinth—I need six. [A pause.]

Symphorosa—[To Wunderlich.] And you? [A long pause.]