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A tutor near a princess is as dangerous as a lighted match near a tin of gasoline. And, in any case, there was no need for all this haste. Had you waited one day more . . . then I'd have been here. There is an old English proverb which says: "Act in haste and repent at your leisure."

Hyacinth—[Significantly.] In England!

Dominica—Now then . . . when can I see this tutor? [The Chambermaid enters at right.]

Beatrice—At once. Is everything ready?

Chambermaid—Yes, your highness.

Beatrice—Send Cæsar to me here. [The Countess and Symphorosa enter at right.]

Symphorosa—Everything is ready now, Dominica, dear; and there is a surprise for you in there.

Dominica—Nothing will surprise me now, dear Symphorosa.

Symphorosa—This will, I think. Albert is awaiting you in the drawing room.

Dominica—Albert? Up this early? On my account! You are right, dear. This is a most joyful surprise. I'm coming. [As she goes.] Meantime, bring this professor to me here.

Beatrice—I shall arrange it at once. But I am afraid you will find him difficult.

Hyacinth—And I'll wager that you won't find him difficult at all.

Dominica—Karl, I haven't wagered since 1886,