that is really the case, you are eligible for election to our Academy.' 'Oh, my dear sir,' say you, with your hand on your heart and tears in your voice, 'you overwhelm me with honor. This is the proudest moment of my existence.' 'Not at all, my dear fellow, tut! tut!' says the other ass; 'great privilege to have you among us. And there is only one rule, you know, to which you have to subscribe.' 'Ah!' you exclaim, in an awed whisper. 'The rule is quite simple,' says the other ass, putting his great flabby lips to your long furry ear. 'It is merely that every member of our distinguished brotherhood shall unite in extolling his confrères.'"
Happily the clerk reappeared at this moment, just as the solicitor, chuckling furiously, was preparing to launch a veritable thunderbolt.
"Well?" he said to the clerk, and suddenly whisking away his head to laugh.
"Sir Robert Hickman's compliments, sir, and Harrison's legal advisers may see her in consultation at any time."
"There, what do you say to that!" said the solicitor, casting a merry glance at the young advocate.
"Courteous fellow," said Northcote; "one R. A. to another R. A.; it is perfectly charming. I trust that in accordance with latter-day practice you keep a reporter on the premises, in order that these high-*toned amenities may be communicated to the press."
"My dear boy, you are perfectly incorrigible," said the solicitor, sticking his hat on the back of his head and insinuating his portly form within the folds of his imposing outer garment. "But one of these days you will know better."
