again, and we will advise all our compatriots never to patronize a line where such injustice is allowed."
"Might I ask you," said the captain very suavely, "of what injustice you complain."
"It seems to us," said the spokesman, "that it is a very unjust thing to allow one class of passengers to hold a concert, and to refuse permission to an other class to do the same thing."
"If that is all you complain of," said the captain, "I quite agree with you. I think that would be an exceedingly unjust proceeding."
"Is not that what you are about to do?"
"Not that I am aware of."
"You have prohibited the American concert?"
"Certainly. But I have prohibited the English concert as well."
The American delegates looked rather blankly at each other, and then the spokesman smiled. "Oh, well," he said, "if you have prohibited both of them, I don't see that we have anything to grumble at."
"Neither do I," said the captain.
The delegation then withdrew; and the passengers had the unusual pleasure of making one ocean voyage without having to attend the generally inevitable amateur concert.
