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A Cure for the Toothach.


The toothache is rendered more distressing, if not more acute, by there being no commiseration for the wretchedness it oecasions. The belief in this, and a keen recollection of bodily and mental sufferings, have produced the following little narrative :—

Some years ago, a tremendous tooth, with three enormous prongs, eonfined me to my room, and irritated me to a state little short of distraetion. With my head tied up in a bandana handkerchief, both hands on my afflicted jaw, I sat swaying my body to and fro, as if endeavouring to calm a fractious infant; at other times I stamped about like a lunatic, or plunged about like a frog swimming. Being at lcngth reduced to a state of exhaustion, I was anxious to retreat from all intercourse with the world; yet knock after knock at the door continued, as if only to increase my already excessive nervous irritability. Many of the persons I had no desirc to see, but some were those interwoven with my professional pursuits, and I was compelled to be at home. I had (illegible text)o account for my disconsolate appearanec—to describe my tormenting pangs, till I was weary speaking upon the subject. To all of my fervid descriptions, I received the eold remark, and the chilling advice, that it was only the toochach, and that I had better have it extracted. At this time, the salivary glands were pouring their fluids into my mouth, the gastric juices were wasting