hotels at Palm Beach,” Fairchild told them. “And in the meantime some of these horses strayed off into the swamps, and in some way the breed got crossed with alligators. And so, when Old Hickory found he was going to have to fight his battle down there in those Chalmette swamps, he sent over to his Florida place and had ’em round up as many of those half-horse half-alligators as they could, and he mounted some of his infantry on ’em and the British couldn’t stop ’em at all. The British didn’t know Florida—”
“That’s true,” the Semitic man put in. “There were no excursions then.”
“and they didn’t even know what the things were, you see.”
Major Ayers and Mrs. Maurier stared at Fairchild in quiet childlike astonishment. “Go on,” said Major Ayers at last, “you're pulling my leg.”
“No, no: ask Julius. But then, it is kind of hard for a foreigner to get us. Were a simple people, we Americans, kind of childlike and hearty. And you’ve got to be both to cross a horse on an alligator and then find some use for him, you know. That’s part of our national temperament, Major. You'll understand it better when you’ve been among us longer. Won’t he, Julius?”
“Yes, he'll be able to get us all right when he’s been in America long enough to acquire our customs. It’s the custom that makes the man, you know.”
“Ah, yes,” said Major Ayers, blinking at him. “But there’s one of your customs I’ll not be able to acquire: your habit of eating apple tarts. We don’t have apple tarts at home, y’know. No Englishman nor Welshman nor Scot will eat an apple tart.”
“You don’t?” repeated Fairchild. “Why, I seem to remember—”
