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wife, and among the rest, what a comfort it would be to him, if it was for nothing else, but to mak his puritch in the morning; says he, "I dinna doubt but she wad mak my puritch, put the plauge is, she wad be fair to sup the half o' them."
CHARITY.
A person who resides in the ancient town of Killwinning, proverbial for his liberality in meat and drink, to friends and acquaintances; strangers too, seldom passed without experiencing a due share of his kindness; lately while feasting nearly a dozen of random visitors on "Pat Luck," a beggar called at the door soliciting charity, when he very good humouredly called out, "I canna help you the day, I hae plenty o' your kin here already."
DISTINCTION OF SONS AND DAUGHTERS.
About the year thretty-sax, a company differed, "Whether it was better for a man to hae sons or daughters?" They cou'dna agree, but disputed it pro and con. At last, one of them said to Graham of Kinross, (wha hadna yoked wi' them in the argument,) "Laird, what's your opinion?" Quo he, "I had three lads and three lasses; I watna whilk o them I liked best sae lang
