to fall ill, would you be paid a weekly allowance out of the club?"
No, it was not that kind of club.
"I see. Well, I am just trying to find out what kind of club it is. Do you get anything out of it for accidents?"
Not a penny.
"Anything at New Year's time?"
Not so much as a goose.
"Is there any one mortal thing you get free out of that club?"
There was not one mortal thing.
"And thirty pounds is what you pay for this?"
If the committee elected me.
"How many are in the committee?"
About a dozen, I thought.
"A dozen! Ay, ay, that makes two pound ten apiece."
When I was elected I thought it wisdom to send my sister upstairs with the news. My mother was ironing, and made no comment, unless with the iron, which I could hear rattling more violently in its box. Presently I heard her laughing—at me undoubtedly, but she had recovered control over her face before she came downstairs to congratulate me sarcastically. This was grand news, she said without a twinkle, and I must write and thank the committee, the noble critturs. I saw behind her mask, and maintained a dignified
