mouth opened when he makes his report, which was my business, me being sergeant (did I tell ye?), to put in. But Michael was before me. He comes out with the width of the river, and its depth, and the nature of its bottom and the scenery, and all and all, the way you'd ha' sworn he'd been a trout in it. When we was out of hearing, I told him he was a liar in respect to his river. 'River,' says he, 'are ye after calling that a river? 'Tis no bigger than a Dickiebush ditch,' he says. 'And anyway,' says he, 'the Battalion'll rowl across it in the dark, the way it always does. Ye cannot get wetter than wet, even in the Micks!' Then his conscience smote him, an' when his company went down to this river in the dark, Michael comes capering alongside whishpering between his hands: 'Boys!' says he, 'can ye swim, boys? I hope ye can all swim for, Saints be my witness, I never wint near the river. For aught I know it may be an arrum of the sea. Ah, lads, thry an' learn to swim!' he says. Then some one chases him off before the officer comes along; an' we wint over Michael's river the way he said we would. Ye can not get wetter than wet—even in the Micks."
It was a quiet night, except for occasional bursts of machine-gun fire, but there was no shelling of the assembly area as the 2nd Grenadiers formed up on their right, with the 2nd Coldstream in reserve. Nos. 1 and 2 Companies (Captain A. W. L. Paget, and Lieutenant E. M. Harvey, M.C.) moved off first, No. 3 in support (Captain Bambridge), and No. 4 (2nd Lieutenant O. R. Baldwin) in reserve. The barrage opened with a percentage of demoralising flame-shells. There was very little artillery retaliation, and beyond getting rather wetter than the rain had already made them, the Battalion did not suffer, except from small-arm fire out of the dark. The first objective, a section of the Solesmes-Valenciennes road, was gained in an hour, with but eight casualties, mainly from our own "shorts" in the barrage, and several prisoners and machine-guns captured. The prisoners showed no wish to fight.
The companies had kept direction wonderfully well
