Then Nic. lolled out his tongue, and turned up his bum to him; which was as much as to say. Kiss —
John perceiving that Frog would not speak, turns to old Lewis: "Since we cannot make this obstinate fellow speak, Lewis, pray condescend a little to his humour, and set down thy meaning upon paper, that he may answer it in another scrap."
"I am infinitely sorry," quoth Lewis, "that it happens so unfortunately; for playing a little at cudgels t'other day, a fellow has given me such a rap over the right arm, that I am quite lame: I have lost the use of my forefinger and my thumb, so that I cannot hold my pen."
John Bull. "That's all one, let me write for you.'*
Lewis. "But I have a misfortune, that I cannot read any body's hand but my own."
John Bull. "Try what you can do with your left hand."
Lewis. "That's impossible; it will make such a scrawl, that it will not be legible."
As they were talking of this matter, in came esquire South, all dressed up in feathers and ribands, stark staring mad, brandishing his sword, as if he would have cut off their heads; crying, "Room, room, boys, for the grand esquire of the world! the flower of esquires[1]! What! covered in my presence? I'll crush your souls, and crack you like lice!" With that he had like to have struck John Bull's hat into the fire; but John, who was pretty strong-fisted, gave him such a squeeze as made his eyes water. He went on still in his mad pranks; "When I am lord of the universe, the sun shall pros-
- ↑ The archduke was now become emperor of Germany, being unanimously elected upon the death of Joseph the first.
