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VARIOUS SUBJECTS.
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printer; is much as if a man should buy clothes that did not fit him, only because they were made by some famous tailor.

XLVIII.

It is as offensive to speak wit in a fool's company, as it would be ill manners to whisper in it; he is displeased at both for the same reason, because he is ignorant of what is said.

XLIX.

False criticks rail at false wits, as quacks and impostors are still cautioning us to beware of counterfeits, and decry others cheats only to make more way for their own.

L.

Old men for the most part are like old chronicles, that give you dull but true accounts of time past, and are worth knowing only on that score.

LI.

There should be, methinks, as little merit in loving a woman for her beauty, as in loving a man for his prosperity; both being equally subject to change.

LII.

We should manage our thoughts in composing any work, as shepherds do their flowers in making a garland: first select the choicest, and then dispose them in the most proper places, where they give a lustre to each other.

LIII.

As handsome children are more a dishonour to a deformed father than ugly ones, because unlike him-

self;