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SIR,
LONDON, NOV. 24, 1711.


I AM very sorry so troublesome a companion as the gout delays the pleasure I expected by your conversation in town. You desire to know the truth of what you call "a ridiculous story," inserted in "Dyer's Letter[1]" and "The Postboy[2]," concerning the figures that were seized in Drury lane, and seemed only designed for the diversion of the mob, to rouse their old antipathy to popery, and create new aversion in them to the pretender. If, indeed, this had been their only intent, your reflections would be reasonable, and your compassion pardonable. It is an odd sort of good nature, to grieve at the rabble's being disappointed of their sport, or, as you please to term it, of "what would for the time being have certainly made them very happy." But, sir, you will not fail to change

  1. A newspaper of that time, which, according to Mr. Addison, was entitled to little credit. Honest Vellum, in "The Drummer," act II, scene 1, cannot but believe his master is living (among other reasons) "because the news of his death was first published in Dyer's Letter."
  2. By Abel Roper.
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