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DR. SWIFT.
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puppies have, in the whole journey, overpuppied their puppyships. Most abominable bad firing; nothing but wet turf. "The devil a lie I writ, nor will I write to the end of my life. May all happiness attend you and your family. I am, with all good wishes and affection, your most obedient humble servant,


"You were plaguy saucy, who did not like my nuts: I do assure you my dog Lampey cracks them; the dean is my witness."






SIR,
NOV. 8, 1735.


I KNOW the moment you took this letter into your hand what you said, which was pox on all Irish writers, and Irish letters. It is very little trouble I am going to give you, only be pleased to answer the following questions. How does your leg do? How is your head? How is your stomach? How many days were you on the road? How did you lie? How does Dr. Sheridan? How do you like Cavan? And how do all the good victuals Dr. Sheridan promised you turn out? And now, sir, I beg you will be pleased[1] to suppose, that I began

  1. A cant expression, much used in those times upon all occasions, and here ridiculed.
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