Col. Well, ladies, I apprehend you without a constable.
Miss. Mr. Neverout! Mr. Neverout! come hither this moment.
Lady Smart. [imitating her.] Mr. Neverout! Mr. Neverout! I wish he were tied to your girdle.
Neverout. What's the matter! whose mare's dead now?
Miss. Take your labour for your pains, you may go back again, like a fool as you came.
Neverout. Well, miss, if you deceive me a second time, 'tis my fault.
Lady Smart. Colonel, methinks your coat is too short.
Col. It will be long enough before I get another, madam.
Miss. Come, come; the coat's a good coat, and come of good friends.
Neverout. Ladies, you are mistaken in the stuff; 'tis half silk.
Col. Tom Neverout, you are a fool, and that's your fault.
A great noise below.
Lady Smart. Hey! what a clattering is here! one would think Hell was broke loose.
Miss. Indeed, madam, I must take my leave, for I a'n't well.
Lady Smart. What! you are sick of the mulligrubs with eating chopt hay?
Miss. No, indeed, madam; I'm sick and hungry, more need of a cook than a doctor.
Lady Answ. Poor miss! she's sick as a cushion, she wants nothing but stuffing.
