Colonel comes in again.
Ld. Sparkish. Why, colonel, you are a man of great business.
Col. Ay, ay, my lord, I'm like my lord mayor's fool, full of business, and nothing to do.
Lady Smart. My lord, don't you think the colonel's mightily fall'n nway of late?
Ld. Sparkish. Ay, fall'n from a horseload to a cartload.
Col. Why, my lord, egad I am like a rabbit, fat and lean in four and twenty hours.
Lady Smart. I assure you, the colonel walks as straight as a pin.
Miss. Yes; he's a handsome bodied man in the face.
Neverout. A handsome foot and leg: God-a-mercy shoe and stocking!
Col. What! three upon one! that's foul play: this would make a parson swear.
Neverout. Why, miss, what's the matter? you look as if you had neither won nor lost.
Col. Why, you must know, miss lives upon love.
Miss. Yes, upon love and lumps of the cupboard.
Lady Answ. Ay; they say love and pease porridge are two dangerous things; one breaks the heart, and the other the belly.
Miss [imitating Lady Answerall's tone] Very pretty! one breaks the heart, and the other the belly.
Lady Answ. Have a care; they say, mocking is catching.
Miss. I never heard that.
Neverout. Why, then, miss, you have a wrinkle more than ever you had before.
Miss. Well; live and learn.
