A mechanical contrivance propelled by a simian shape in oilskins and a peaked cap, one of Plato's two-legged animals without feathers, crashed round the fatal corner almost at the precise instant that Saul Hartz, fathoms deep in thought, incautiously left the pavement. How he managed to escape being run over was purely a matter for the ironical deities who had his affairs in hand. Escape he did, however. And so rudely had his powerful mind been summoned to the needs of the moment that he was able to observe that the engine of destruction was armed fore and aft with placards, bearing the single word
GARLAND
The contraption itself was painted a flaming yellow,
the sign manual of the Universal Press, and surmounting
it like a halo was its world-famous motto:
FIRST WITH THE NEWS AS USUAL
Perhaps the first emotion to arise in the outraged
being of the Colossus was regret that he had
not recovered quickly enough from his shock to take
the number of this friend of progress. It would have
been pleasant to deal with the creature in due season;
but if such a feeling was ever there, it was superseded
immediately by a sense of pride. As usual, the U. P.
was living up to itself. The efficiency of the grim
monster that had been created by his severely practical
genius was ruthless, astonishing, without a flaw. Only
