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CHAP. VIII.

All womankind, continued Trim, (commenting upon his story) from the highest to the lowest, an' please your honour, love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they chuse to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.——

—I like the comparison, said my uncle Toby, better than the thing itself——

—Because your honour, quoth the Corporal, loves glory, more than pleasure.

I hope,