CHAPTER I
A GREAT PROCONSUL; AND OTHER PHENOMENA
The great Proconsul stood on one of Messrs. Maple's
best hearthrugs in Grosvenor Square. A typical payer
of the super-tax, a pink and prosperous gentleman in
a morning coat and striped trousers, his appearance
had long commanded the admiration of his country.
He had not ruled the teeming millions of the Ganges, although the strength of his digestion and his absence of imagination would at any time have enabled him to do so. But for a period of nine weeks he had been the Resident of Barataria North-West; and partly for that reason and partly for a reason even more cogent, he had the distinction of being the last peer created by Mr. Vandeleur's last government.
The world is familiar with Sir William Richmond's fine portrait of Walter Augustus, first Baron Shelmerdine of Potterhanworth now, on loan at the National Portrait Gallery. In this the national asset appears as
