Cato. Miss Tappy, dis wanderin' heart of mine is yours. Come, take a seat! Please to squze my manners; love discommodes me. Take a seat. Now, Miss Tappy, I loves you; an ef you will jess marry me, I'll make you a happy husband, dat I will. Come, take me as I is.
Tap. But what will Big Jim say?
Cato. Big Jim! Why, let dat nigger go to Ginny. I want to know, now, if you is tinkin' about dat common nigger? Why, Miss Tappy, I is surstonished dat you should tink 'bout frowin' yousef away wid a common, ugly lookin' cuss like Big Jim, when you can get a fine lookin', suspectable man like me. Come, Miss Tappy, choose dis day who you have. Afore I go any furder, give me one kiss. Come, give me one kiss. Come, let me kiss you.
Tap. No you shan't—dare now! You shan't kiss me widout you is stronger den I is; and I know you is dat. [He kisses her.]
Enter Dr. Gaines, R, and hides.
Cato. Did you know, Miss Tappy, dat I is de head doctor 'bout dis house? I beats de ole boss all to pieces.
Tap. I hev hearn dat you bleeds and pulls teef.
Cato. Yes, Miss Tappy; massa could not get along widout me, for massa was made a doctor by books; but I is a natral doctor. I was born a doctor, jess as Lorenzo Dow was born a preacher. So you see I can't be nuffin' but a doctor, while massa is a bunglin' ole cuss at de bissness.
Dr. Gaines, (in a low voice.) Never mind; I'll teach you a lesson, that I will.
Cato. You see, Miss Tappy, I was gwine to sayAh! but afore I forget, jess give me anudder kiss, jess to keep company wid de one dat you give me jess now,—dat's all, [Kisses her.] Now, Miss Tappy, duse you know de fuss time dat I seed you?
Tap. No, Mr. Cato, I don't.
Cato. Well, it was at de camp-meetin'. Oh, Miss Tappy, dat pretty red calliker dress you had on dat time did de work for me. It made my heart flutter—
Dr. G. (low voice.) Yes, and I'll make your black hide flutter.
Cato. Didn't I hear some noise? By golly, dar is teves
