their turns, and had as much applause for the pun as I had.
R. 6. The Rule of Pun upon Pun. All puns made upon the word pun are to be esteemed as so much old gold; ex. gr. Suppose two famous punsters should contend for the superiority, and a man should wittily say, "This is a Carthaginian war."
Q. How, Sir?
A. Why, sir, it is a Pun-ick war.
R. 7. The Socratick Rule is, to instruct others by way of question and answer.
Q. Who was the first drawer?
A. Potifer.
Q. Which is the seat of the spleen?
A. The hips.
Q. Who were the first bakers?
A. The Crustumenians. (Masters of the Rolls, quoth capt. Wolseley.)
Q. Where did the first hermaphrodites come from?
A. Middle-sex.
Q. What part of England has the most dogs?
A. Bark-shire.
Q. From whence came the first tumblers?
A. From Somerset.
Q. Who were the first mortgagers of land?
A. The people of Cumber-land.
Q. What men in the world are the best soldiers?
A. Your red-haired men, because they always carry their firelocks upon their shoulders.
Q. Why should a man in debt be called a diver?
A. Because he is dipped over head and ears.
