The fables of Aesop by William Caxton (Jacobs)/Vol. II/Liber Quintus/Fable 10

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Numbered 699 in the Perry Index. Translated from French by William Caxton and first published in 1484. Click here to create an annotated version of this text.

3810193The subtyl historyes and fables of Esope, Liber Quintus — Fable 10: The Wulf whiche made a FartWilliam Caxton

¶ The x fable is of the wulf whiche made a fart

IT is folye to wene more / than men ought to doo / For what someuer a foole thynketh · hit semeth to hym that hit shalle be / As it appiereth by this fable / of a wulf / whiche somtyme rose erly in a mornynge / And after that he was rysen vp fro his bedde / as he retched hym self / made a grete fart / and beganne to saye to hym self / blessed be god therfore / these ben good tydynges / this daye / I shalle be wel fortunate and happy / as myn ers syngeth to me / And thenne he departed from his lodgys / and biganne to walke and goo / & as he wente on his way he fonde a sak ful of talowe / whiche a woman had lete falle / and with his foote he torned hit vpso doune / and sayd to hym / I shalle not ete the / For thow sholdest hurte my tendre stomak / and more is / I shall this day haue better mete / and more delycious / For well I knowe this by myn ers/ whiche dyd synge it to me / And sayenge these wordes went his way / And anone after he fond a grete pyece of bakon wel salted / the whiche he tourned and retourned vp sodoune / And whan he had torned and returned hit longe / ynough / he sayd / I dayne not to ete of this mete / by cause that hit shold cause me for to drynke moche / for it is to salte   And as myn ers songe to me last I shalle ete this same day better and more delycious mete / ¶ And thenne he beganne to walke ferther / And as he entryd in to a fayr medowe / he sawe a mare / and her yong foole with her / and sayd to hym self alone / I rendre thankes and graces to the goddes of the godes that they send me / For wel I wyst and was certayne / that this daye I shold fynde somme precious mete / And thenne he came nyghe the mare and sayd to her / Certaynly my suster I shalle ete thy child / And the mare ansuerd to hym / My broder doo what someuer hit shalle please the / But fyrst I praye the that one playsyre thow wylt do to me / I haue herd saye that thow art a good Cyrurgyen / wherfore I praye the / that thou wylt hele me of my foote / I saye to the my good broder / that yester daye as I wente within the forest / a thorne entryd in to one of my feet behynd / the whiche greueth me sore / I praye the / that or thow ete my fool / thow wylt drawe and haue it oute of my foote / And the wulf answerd to the mare that shalle I doo gladly my good suster/ shewe me thy foote / ¶ And as the mare shewed his foote to the wulf / she gaf to the wulf suche a stroke bytwexe bothe his eyen / that alle his hede was astonyed and felle doune to the ground / and a longe space was the wulf lyenge vpon the erthe / as deed / And whanne he was come to hym self ageyne / and that he coud speke / he sayd / I care not for this myishap / For wel I wote that yet this day I shalle ete / and be fylled of delycious mete / And insayenge these wordes lyft hym self vp / and wente aweye / ¶ And whanne he had walked and gone a whyle / he fond two rammes within a medowe whiche with theyr homes lauched eche other / And the wulf sayd to hymself / Blessed be god / that now I shal be wel fedde / he thenne came nyghe the two rammes / & said / Certaynly I shall ete the one of you two   And one of them sayd to hym / My lord doo alle that it plese yow / but fyrst ye must gyue vs the sentence of a processe of a plee whiche is bytwixe vs bothe / And the wulf ansuerd / that with ryght a good wylle he wold doo hit / And after sayd to them / My lordes telle my your resons and caas / to thende that the better I may gyue the sentence of your dyferent and question / And thenne one of them beganne to say / My lord / this medowe was bylongynge to our fader / And by cause that he deyde withoute makynge ony ordenaunce or testament / we be now in debate and stryf for the partynge of hit / wherfore we praye the that thow vouchesauf to accorde oure dyferent / so that pees be made bytwene vs / And thenne the wulf demaunded of the rammes how theyr question myght be accorded / Ryght wel sayd one of them / by one manere / whiche I shal telle to the / yf hit please to the to here me / we two shalle be at the two endes of the medowe / and thow shalt be in the myddes of it / And fro thende of the medowe / we bothe at ones shalle renne toward the / And he that fyrst shalle come to the / shalle be lord of the medowe / And the last shalle be thyn / Wel thene sayd the wulf / thyn aduys is good and wel purposed / late see now who fyrst shalle come to me / Thenne wente the two rammes to renne toward the wulf / And with alle theyr myght came and gaf to hym suche two strokes bothe at ones ageynst bothe his sydes / that almost they brake his herte within his bely / & then fyll doune the poure wulf alle aswowned / And the rammes wente theyr way / ¶ And whanne he was come ageyn to hym self / he took courage and departed / sayenge to hym self / I care not for alle this Iniurye and shame / For as myn ers dyde synge to me/ yet shalle I this day ete somme good and delycious mete / ¶ He had not long walked / whanne he fond a sowe / and her smal pygges with her / And Incontynent as he sawe her / he sayd / blessed be god of that I shalle this daye ete and fylle my bely with precious metes / and shalle haue good fortune / And in that sayenge approched to the sowe / & sayd to her / My suster I must ete somme of thy yonge pygges   And the sowe wente and sayd to hym / my lord I am content of alle that / whiche pleaseth to yow / But or ye ete them / I praye yow that they maye be baptysed and made clene in pure and fayre water / And the wulf sayd to the sowe / Shewe me thenne the water / And I shalle wasshe and baptyse them wel / And thenne the sowe wente and ledde hym at a stange or pond where as was a fayr mylle  ¶ And as the wulf was vpon the lytyl brydge of the sayd mylle / and that he wold haue take one pygge / the sowe threwe the wulf in to the water with her hede / and for the swyftnesse of the water / he must nedes passe vnder the whele of the mylle / And god wote yf the wynges of the mylle bete hym wel or not / And as soone as he myght / he ranne away / And as he ranne seyd to hym self / I care not for soo lytyl a shame / ne therfore I shall not be bette / but that I shalle yet this daye ete my bely full of metes delycious / as myn ers dyd synge it erly to me / ¶ And as he passed thurgh the strete / he sawe somme sheep / and as the shepe sawe hym / they entryd in to a stable / ¶ And whan the wuls came there he sayd to them in this manere / God kepe you my susters / I must ete one ot yow / to thende / that I may be fylled and rassasyed of my grete honger / And thenne one of them sayd to hym / Certaynly my lord / ye are welcome to passe / For we ben comen hyder for to hold a grete solempnyte / wherfore we alle praye yow / that ye pontyfycally wylle synge   And after the seruyse complete and done / doo what ye wyll of the one of vs / & thenne the wulf for vayn glory / faynyng to be a prelate beganne to synge and to howle before the sheep / ¶ And whanne the men of the toune herd the voys of the wulf / they came to the stable with grete staues and with grete dogges / and wonderly they wounded the wulf / and almost brouoght hym to deth / that with grete payne he coude goo / neuertheles he scaped / and wente vnder a grete tree / vpon the whiche tree was a man whiche hewe of the bowes of the tree / The wulf thenne beganne to syghe sore / and to make grete sorowe of his euylle fortune / and sayd / Ha Jupiter how many euyls haue I had and suffred this daye / but wel I presume and knowe / that hit is by me and by myn owne cause / and by my proud thoughte / For the daye in the mornynge I fond a sak ful of talowe / the whiche I dayned not but only smelle hit. And after I fond a grete pycece of bakon / the whiche I wold neuer ete for drede of grete thurst and for my folysshe thought / And therfore yf euylle is syn happed to me it is wel bestowed and employed / My fader was neuer medecyn ne leche / and also I haue not studyed and lerned in the scyence of medycyn or phisyke / therfore if it happeth euylle to me / whanne I wold drawe the thorne oute of the mares fote it is wel employed / ¶ Item my fader was neuer neyther patryarke ne Bisshop / and also I was neuer lettred / and yet I presumed / and toke on me for to sacryfyce and to synge before the goddes / faynyng my self to be a prelate / but after my deserte I was wel rewarded / ¶ Item my fader was no legist ne neuer knewe the lawes / ne also man of Justyce / and to gyue sentence of a plee / I wold entremete me / and fayned my self grete Justycer / but I knewe neyther / a / ne / b / ¶ And yf therfore euylle is come to me / it is of me as of ryght it shold be / O Jupyter I am worthy of gretter punycyon whanne I haue offensed in so many maners / sende thow now to me from thyn hyghe throne a swerd or other vepen / wherwith I maye strongly punysshe and bete me by grete penaunce / For wel worthy I am to receyue a gretter desciplyne / And the good man whiche was vpon the tree / herkened alle these wordes and deuyses / and sayd no word / ¶ And whanne the wulf had fynysshed alle his syghes and complayntes / the good man toke his axe / wherwith he had kytte awey the dede braunches fro the tre / and cast it vpon the wulf / and it felle vpon his neck in suche maner that the wulf torned vpsodoun the feet vpward and laye as had ben dede / And whan the wulf myght releue and dresse hym self / he loked and byheld vpward to the heuen / and beganne thus to crye / Ha Jupiter I see now wel that thow hast herd and enhaunced my prayer / and thenne he perceyued the man whiche was vpon the tree / & wel wende that he had ben Jupiter / And thenne with alle his myght he fledde towards the forest sore wounded / and rendred hym self to humylyte / and more meke and humble he was afterwards than euer before he had ben fyers ne prowde / ¶ And by this fable men may knowe and see that moche resteth to be done of that / that a foole thynketh / And hit sheweth to vs / that whan somme good cometh to somme / it ought not to be reffused / For it maye not ben recouerd as men wyll / And also it sheweth / hou none ought to auaunte hym to doo a thynge whiche he can not doo / but therfore euery man ought to gouerne and rewle hym self after his estate and faculte /