Debbie Does Dallas

by Jim Clark

SCHOOL
DAY
FILMS
⁠presents

RICHARD BALLA

BAMBI WOODS

HMS

Cheerleaders
One, two, three, four! We're gonna make them shout no more! Five, six, seven, eight! We're gonna make them say we're great!

DEBBIE
DOES
DALLAS

Girl
I can't believe it's fall, girls.

Tammy
Debbie, I'm so proud of you.

Donna
When are you leaving, and where are you going? I'm so excited!

Debbie
Well, but, that's the problem.

Donna
What do you mean?

Debbie
My parents don't want me to go! They don't like the idea. And if I go, I have to raise the fare myself. My mother calls it outdoor burlesque. Can you imagine?

Cheerleaders except Debbie
Aww!

Lisa
I know if I'd have won, my folks would be all for it.

Donna
But you didn't win, Lisa.

Cheerleaders
Yeah.

Tammy
Debbie, what are you gonna do?

Debbie
Raise some money, fast.

Donna
Well, when do you have to leave, Debbie?

Debbie
In two weeks.

Annie
But that's not enough time to raise the fare!

Lisa
Well, we'll just have to think of something, I guess.

starring

⁠ROBYN BYRD

starring

⁠ARCADIA LAKE

starring

⁠KASEY RODGERS

starring

⁠GEORGETTE SANDERS

Football players
Hut! Hut! All the way! Call the play! Call the play! Go, go, go, go, go go go go go go go, go, go!

starring

⁠SHERRI TART

starring

⁠MERRIL TOWNSEND

starring

⁠MISTY WINTER

production supervisor
DEXTER EAGLE

writer
MARIA MINESTRA

music
GERARD SAMPLER

director of photography
BILLY BUDD

Girl
Hi, how are you doing, there?

Lisa
We should be on the road by now.

Annie
I know.

editor
HALS LIPTUS

Lisa
Oh, what a day.

directed and produced
by
JIM CLARK

Debbie
You know, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it to Texas in just two weeks.

Tammy
I think we should all help her raise the money.

Lisa
I've got a great idea. Why don't we all work hard to raise money so we can go to Texas with her?

Cheerleaders
Yeah! Yeah! Let's! That's a great idea!

Annie
Debbie, we could boost your morale!

Debbie
Gee, it would be wonderful if you could all be with me.

Lisa
Next best thing to being Texas Cowgirls ourselves. Yahoo!

Debbie
Well, okay, but if we're all going to be there, we've got to decide what we're gonna do right now. First of all, we all have to get part-time jobs after school for a week. Do you girls know of any?

Donna
Well, I can get a job with Mr. Biddle at the library.

Tammy
I saw a "help wanted" sign in the record store.

Lisa
Super, and I know Jimmy just gave up his job on the tennis courts. There's no reason why they shouldn't give it to a girl.

Cindy
Hey, Annie, did you know that Mr. Bradly said we could wash his car this weekend?

Annie
Yeah, you want to do it Friday?

Cindy
Sure.

Annie
Alright.

Roberta
Maybe I could talk the Hardwicks into a job at the candle shop.

Debbie
It's worth a try. It's a start.

Roberta
Maybe we could advertise.

Donna
You mean like in the newspaper?

Debbie
You know, we should form a company and give ourselves a name.

Lisa
Something simple and to the point, like Teen Services?

Annie
Yeah, that's us, Teen Services!

Lisa
The paper's where we should advertise.

Annie
And we can advertise all the services we can do.

Roberta
And all the services we can't do.

Lisa
Of course, we could draw pictures and posters and put them up all around town. Print up cards, too.

Lynn
Remember, we only have two weeks to raise the money, and that means no dates.

Debbie
Well, it's for a darn good cause, so I think the guys will understand.

Tammy
What do you mean "they'll understand?"

Debbie
Well, girls, I don't know. I don't think we should tell the guys right away. Wait till we get it going, like in about...after the weekend.

Roberta
Good idea, Debbie.

HELP
WANTED

Tammy
I saw your sign in the window, and I'm here to apply for the job.

Nick
You experienced?

Tammy
Last summer, I had a job at the flower shop.

Nick
Yeah, so what happened?

Tammy
Well, the owner got a little fresh, so I quit.

Nick
Well, you're cute. You can't blame the guy for trying.

Tammy
I might have been a little hasty, but...I was younger then, and I need the money more now.

Nick
I think definitely we can work something out.

Tammy
You mean I've got the job?

Nick
You bet.

Tammy
When do I start?

Nick
The sooner the better. How about later today?

Tammy
Okay.

Tammy
I'll be back.

adidas

GREENFELD'S

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld, can I have a job? Can I have a job, please? I have to go to Texas to be a Texas Cowgirl, and we don't have any money.

Mr. Greenfeld
You've got the job. You've got the job, Debbie.

Debbie
Do you really mean it?

Mr. Greenfeld
Oh, yes. Yes, I most certainly do. So, I realize how important this is—a chance of a lifetime, you know—and I think we can arrange something around the store for a little extra money for you.

Debbie
Well, what did you have in mind?

Debbie
Oh, come on, now, Mr. Greenfeld.

Mr. Greenfeld
You could sort of help with things, you know, storing the stuff and moving merchandise.

Debbie
Oh, sure, Mr. Greenfeld, anything you say, but I've got to warn you that I'm pretty clumsy with boxes and stuff like that.

Mr. Greenfeld
That's alright. The training sessions will be real easy. You know, you can come in on a Sunday, and I'll show you the storeroom and around the store, you know.

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld, I really appreciate it. Look, I know that you really understand, because I know that you're a football fan yourself, and stuff.

Mr. Greenfeld
Well, I most certainly do, I most certainly do.

Debbie
Oh, thank you, Mr. Greenfeld! Thank you so much! Thank you. Okay, bye.

Mr. Greenfeld
Bye.

Debbie
Bye.

Mr. Hardwick
Hi, Roberta.

Roberta
Oh, hi, Mr. Hardwick.

Mr. Hardwick
Where are you off to?

Roberta
Oh, I'm going to cheerleading practice.

Mr. Hardwick
Oh, well, I'll walk you for a ways. I'm going to the shop.

Mr. Hardwick
What are you up to these days?

Roberta
We're looking for any kind of extra work, so that we can raise money for that trip to Texas. We want to be with Debbie Benson for her first game when she cheers those Texas fellas.

Mr. Hardwick
Oh, sounds like a good idea. Say, I'll tell you what. You could earn some extra money by helping Mrs. Hardwick and I over at the candle shop. We're taking inventory.

Roberta
Mr. Hardwick, really?

Mr. Hardwick
Mhm.

Roberta
When should I start?

Mr. Hardwick
Start as soon as you like. How about tomorrow?

Roberta
Oh, Mr. Hardwick. What could I ever do to repay you?

Mr. Hardwick
We'll think of something.

Cheerleaders
One, two, three, four! We're going to make them say no more! Five, six, seven, eight!

Football players
One, two, hut!

Tammy
My goodness, Lisa, don't you ever wear underpants?

Lisa
Oh, I just like to feel free. It's nice to feel the clothes against your skin. It's bad enough we have to wear them. We should walk around like the way we came into this world—stark naked.

Cindy
There goes that Lisa, talking about nature again. Can you imagine if we all didn't wear underwear, we'd never get anything done?

Debbie
Well, I got something done. I got a job at Mr. Greenfeld's sporting goods store. And he promised to do anything he can to help me to get to Texas.

Lisa
Yeah, I got Jimmy's old job.

Donna
Well, I'm working at the library, but it's just two days a week.

Roberta
Well, I'm working for Mr. Hardwick at the candle shop.

Cindy
Me and Annie got a job working for Mr. Bradly, washing his car, but it's only for tomorrow.

Debbie
Well, let's just hope for the best. Anyway, right now we need to do some work on our cheers.

Cheerleaders
Yeah, let's go.

Tim
Hey, Rick, Donna says the girls are pretty serious about this whole "no dating" thing, you know.

Boy
Well, I don't see how them raising money has to interfere with us seeing them, for Christ's sakes.

Rick
Look, Debbie says the bulk of their time will be in the evenings and especially on weekends, when folks need babysitters, hostess helpers, sales help, stuff like that.

Tim
Hey, look, I don't like anyone interfering on my date nights—least of all my date herself.

Rick
Look, they think they can boost her morale if they go with her. After all, she's so far away from home and all.

Boy 2
Hey, man, it's not her morale that I am interested in boosting.

Tim
Hey, look, man, your girlfriend, Debbie, she's the ringleader of the whole scheme. Why don't you talk to her and tell her to think about us for a change, alright?

Rick
Alright, I'll give it a try. Come on, now, let's play ball!

Football players
Yeah! Alright! Let's go! Come on! Hut!

Football players
Hut, two! Alright!

Football players
Go, go, go!

Football players
Alright!

Football players
All the way! All the way! All the way! Go, go, go!

Roberta
Rick says they'll find us.

Lynn
Fantastic!

Roberta
He said it'll be a big surprise.

Debbie
Bye, have a good time tonight.

Tammy
Okay. Bye.

Annie
See you.

Tammy
Bye, bye.

Donna
Hey, wait for me.

Lynn
I wonder what they had in mind this time.

Roberta
I don't know, but I'll bet it's terrific.

Lynn
And weird.

Rick
Fellas, this is Roberta.

Roberta
Oh, Rick! What are you doing here?

Lynn
Oh, my goodness!

Rick
We just thought we'd drop by and see how we could make out.

Roberta
Oh, we're gonna make out?

Boy
What if Mrs. Eagle should come in?

Rick
Don't worry, we locked the door.

Roberta
Yes!

Rick
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!

Roberta
I'm coming, too!

Boy
Baby, that was crazy.

Roberta
We've only just begun!

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld, you're so strong.

Customer
Yes, that's the one.

Nick
Oh, let me help you.

Tammy
No, please, it's alright.

Nick
No, come on. I'm sorry.

Tammy
I'll bet.

Nick
$8.75, please.

Debbie
What time is it, Mr. Greenfeld?

Mr. Greenfeld
It's 5:30, Debbie.

Debbie
Oh, so that means I can go home now.

Mr. Greenfeld
Yes, I locked all the doors.

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld, I've been working here three days, and we still haven't worked on the stockroom, and I really need the extra money.

Mr. Greenfeld
You know, Debbie, there are other jobs that you can do—I mean, girls can do—to make a lot of money, and they could be a little more fun.

Debbie
Oh, really? Like what?

Mr. Greenfeld
Well, you could do little favors, for instance.

Debbie
What kind of favors, Mr. Greenfeld?

Mr. Greenfeld
Well, I was thinking, I mean it wouldn't hurt, I mean...I'll give you ten dollars if you let me look at your tits!

Debbie
Mr. Greenfeld!

Mr. Greenfeld
Please, please, I just want to look at your pretty little tits.

Debbie
You know we're all good girls.

Mr. Greenfeld
Oh, I know that, I know that. But I still want to look at your pretty tits, please. Ten dollars. Ten dollars, just for a look.

Debbie
Ten dollars?

Mr. Greenfeld
Ten dollars.

Debbie
Well, alright.

Mr. Greenfeld
Oh!

Debbie
Mr. Greenfeld, you promised!

Mr. Greenfeld
I know.

Mr. Greenfeld
Look, I'll give you another ten dollars. Just let me touch them, a little bit, please, just a little.

Debbie
I don't know.

Mr. Greenfeld
Oh, please, please, here, here, take it, please, please. Ten more dollars, ten more dollars. Please. I just want to touch them a little bit, just touch them a little bit, just a little bit, okay? Just a little bit.

Debbie
I think that's going a little too far.

Mr. Greenfeld
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, just a little touch, just a little touch. Nobody'll know it. It's innocent, really.

Debbie
Really?

Mr. Greenfeld
Really, really. Please, please.

Debbie
Just for a minute?

Mr. Greenfeld
Just one minute. Yeah, yeah, please.

Debbie
Promise?

Mr. Greenfeld
Promise, I promise, I promise, I promise, please!

Debbie
Well, okay.

Debbie
You promised!

Mr. Greenfeld
I'll give you another ten dollars. Just let me suck them, please. Just a little suck on each one. Please? Okay?

Debbie
Mr. Greenfeld, we are going a little bit too far.

Mr. Greenfeld
I'll give you another ten dollars. Please?

Debbie
Well, would you give me twenty dollars for that?

Mr. Greenfeld
I'll give you twenty dollars, if it's in my pocket. Take it, please.

Mr. Greenfeld
Please, please, please, I just want to suck them a little bit, and then enough. Okay?

Debbie
Okay.

Mr. Greenfeld
Okay, please.

Debbie
Okay.

Debbie
Mr. Greenfeld, this is going a little too far. It's a lot too far. If you don't stop right this minute, I'm gonna tell my mother!

Cindy
Well, girls, we're certainly not earning enough money to do what we wanted to do.

Roberta
Yeah, and it's not as if we're working hard enough for it. Just avoiding Mr. Hardwick's hands in the shop is hard enough for me.

Tammy
You too? I don't know what Nick has in mind, but it certainly isn't selling records.

Lisa
Every time I turn around on the tennis court, that Hamilton's there. I don't know how many times I've bumped into him.

Cindy
And, Annie, I certainly don't think Mr. Bradly's got just car washing in mind for us this weekend.

Annie
This certainly isn't working out like we planned, huh, girls?

Donna
No. No, no.

Debbie
Hey, girls, what's the matter? Who's died? Come on, pep up! Let's get our money together and see what we've got.

Roberta
We already know it's nowhere near enough. Even if you brought in a bundle, we wouldn't have made enough for the week.

Debbie
Well, count this.

Annie
Hey, Debbie.

Tammy
Goodness, Debbie, that's about 30% of all we've raised.

Annie
Well, what are you doing that we're not?

Debbie
This, my dear ladies.

Tammy
Debbie, what are you saying?

Debbie
Well, this is what they want.

Cindy
You mean all you do is shake your tits and you make all that money?

Debbie
No, not exactly, a little kissing and sucking.

Roberta
Who did the kissing and sucking?

Debbie
Well, Mr. Greenfeld, of course. He was desperate for it—kept offering me money to go further—but I just drew the line at a certain point.

Tammy
I don't know, Debbie. How do you keep things from getting any further?

Roberta
Yeah, I can just see Mr. Hardwick when I tell him he can touch me, but not too much.

Debbie
Listen, girls, there's money to be had, fast money. And we don't have to do anything more than what we do with our boyfriends. And they certainly have fun, don't they? And we're all still virgins, aren't we?

Annie
Well, most of us are.

Roberta
What do you mean by that?

Annie
Well I was just wondering, since I saw a certain someone's boyfriend going into the locker room, after we left.

Debbie
Well, it doesn't matter to us what she does with her boyfriend. To us she's still a virgin. Anyway, she could probably give us some good advice.

Donna
Well, listen, if we're really serious about this, then let's be honest with each other. We all do things with our boyfriends, and we don't go all the way.

Debbie
Exactly. And there are men willing to pay for that fun on our terms.

Annie
Yeah.

Tammy
But how do you keep it from getting out of hand?

Lisa
First down, be firm on what you will do, and what you won't do.

Debbie
Exactly, and now I think we should get down to business. Before I go any further, does everyone agree with this method of making extra money?

Cheerleaders
Sure. Definitely. Yeah. Sure. That's fine.

Debbie
Tammy?

Tammy
I guess so, if everyone else says yes.

Debbie
Alright. Well, now, what about some techniques?

Tammy
I don't know any techniques.

Debbie
Look, I know that each one of us has something special to offer that we really don't mind doing.

Donna
Yeah, Annie. Your boyfriend seems really happy, and I know you're still a virgin, so what's your secret?

Annie
I'll tell you. Okay, who's got a banana?

Cindy
I do.

Roberta
Hello? Hello? Shit. Hello? Oh, Tom. You fuck, you know you're not supposed to call me on this phone. It's a private line. I know it, I know. It's been a long time. I miss you too. The job is okay. The Hardwicks are really nice. I miss you too, baby. Yeah. I'll meet you at dance class tomorrow. Yeah. No, I promise, Tom. Dance class. Okay? Yeah. Okay. Okay, I'll see you there tomorrow. Bye.

Mrs. Hardwick
Well, well, what have we here?

Roberta
Oh, fu-...

Mrs. Hardwick
Is this what we're paying you for?

Roberta
Oh, Mrs. Hardwick.

Mrs. Hardwick
Roberta, no, no, no. Roberta, it's fine, Roberta. Oh, don't worry, Roberta. I'm sorry. I was only kidding. Everything's fine, Roberta. Just sit down.

Roberta
Mrs. Hardwick.

Mrs. Hardwick
It's quite alright, Roberta. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

Roberta
I didn't mean to take the time from work, Mrs. Hardwick.

Mrs. Hardwick
That's quite alright, Roberta. Now, Roberta, it's quite alright. Let's sit and talk for a minute.

Roberta
What do you want to talk about?

Mrs. Hardwick
Our own things. I mean, your thing, and my thing, and Mr. Hardwick's thing. Everything's just gonna be fine.

Roberta
Mrs. Hardwick, what are you doing?

Mrs. Hardwick
Well, Roberta, we all have our own thing. You have your candle, and I like it when Mr. Hardwick...

Mr. Hardwick
When Mr. Hardwick is doing what? Am I interrupting something? Please let me interrupt anyway.

Mrs. Hardwick
Oh, Roberta, stay.

Mr. Hardwick
Yeah.

Roberta
Mr. and Mrs. Hardwick!

Mrs. Hardwick
Now, now, Roberta.

Mr. Hardwick
Roberta, remember I talked about that earning some extra money with a special job?

Roberta
Mr. Hardwick, Mrs. Hardwick, I didn't know that's what you had in mind for the special job.

Mr. Hardwick
Well, it'll earn you a lot of money. It'll pay quite well.

Mrs. Hardwick
All you have to do is watch.

Mr. Hardwick
That's right.

Mrs. Hardwick
You'll understand.

Roberta
He's taking his clothes off.

Mrs. Hardwick
You'll understand.

Roberta
Oh, Mr. Hardwick, you have a nice body.

Mr. Hardwick
Ah, thank you, so do you. Let me see. Don't be afraid, don't be shy.

Mrs. Hardwick
Oh, it feels so good. Doesn't it, Roberta?

Mr. Hardwick
Is she wet?

Mrs. Hardwick
Oh, she's so wet! Are you ready, Roberta?

Mrs. Hardwick
I think she's ready, dear.

Mr. Hardwick
Good.

Roberta
Mr. Hardwick!

Roberta
Mr. Hardwick!

Cindy
We've gotta try. We need the money.

Annie
Must be nobody home. What are we gonna do?

Cindy
Let's wash the car anyway.

Annie
We can't do that. He's not here.

Cindy
Sure, I know where the stuff is. I'll go get it.

Annie
I don't know.

Annie
Hey, cut it out. Come on, get to work. You work on that side, I'll do the other side.

Cindy
Oh, alright.

Cindy
Yeah, let's get this car done quick, before Mr. Bradly gets home. You think Mr. Bradly will go for it?

Annie
Well, Debbie said they all want it. I know Mr. Bradly looked at me like that.

Cindy
If Debbie can get forty from hers, I can get a hundred from mine.

Annie
Well, at least between the two of us we ought to be able to.

Cindy
Okay, I'm gonna hose it down.

Annie
Alright, good. I'll get out of the way.

Cindy
Okay.

Annie
Hey, cut it out! You're getting me all wet again!

Cindy
Aww.

Cindy
Ahh, no, stop! Come on!

Mr. Bradly
Why are you girls washing the car in the rain?

Cindy
Oh, what's wrong?

Annie
Well, we're waiting for the sun to come out.

Mr. Bradly
Listen, you girls better get inside and dry off, huh?

Annie
Okay, we're gonna change our clothes. Thanks. It's right here.

Mr. Bradly
Yeah, well...I think you ought to...oh...I'm sorry.

Annie
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Bradly.

Mr. Bradly
No, it's alright. Why don't you go in there and change. I think you're really soaking, soaking wet.

Mr. Bradly
Well, why don't you girls go upstairs and change before you get pneumonia.

Cindy
You sure there isn't anything else we could do for you, Mr. Bradly?

Mr. Bradly
Yes, there is, but I don't think you'd understand.

Annie
You'd be surprised at what we understand.

Cindy
Mr. Bradly, we're not just washing cars anymore.

Mr. Bradly
Well, I really don't think you'd be into what I have in mind.

Cindy
You'd be surprised at what we're into, Mr. Bradly.

Mr. Bradly
You're serious, aren't you?

Cindy
Oh, yes.

Annie
Oh, very serious.

Mr. Bradly
How can I be sure you aren't gonna tell anybody?

Cindy
We wouldn't tell anybody, Mr. Bradly. Would we Annie?

Annie
This is between you and us.

Mr. Bradly
If I ask you to undress, how much would it cost me?

Rikki and Annie
Ten dollars.

Cindy
We've never done anything like this before, Mr. Bradly.

Annie
You're our very first customer.

Annie
How's that, Mr. Bradly? Is that what you wanted?

Mr. Bradly
Yes, absolutely beautiful! Beautiful!

Mr. Bradly
Wait a minute, wait a minute, girls.

Cindy
Is there anything else we can do for you, Mr. Bradly?

Mr. Bradly
I'll give you $25 if you let me kiss you all over.

Annie
Yeah, that'd be fine, Mr. Bradly.

Cindy
Fine, Mr. Bradley.

Mr. Bradly
I mean really all over, girls.

Annie
That's okay.

Mr. Bradly
Come on, girls.

Mr. Bradly
All so nice and wet!

Mr. Bradly
I don't believe this.

Mr. Bradly
Do you know how long I've waited for you?

Mr. Bradly
You feel so good. You don't know what you're doing to me.

Mr. Bradly
You're driving me crazy. You're so wet.

Mr. Bradly
Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

Mr. Bradly
Isn't that something? I've never felt so good.

Mr. Bradly
You taste so good.

Mr. Bradly
I feel so preserved.

Annie
We know we can help you.

Mr. Bradly
I don't care what it costs. I don't care. I just want you to help.

Mr. Bradly
I want you right now.

Mr. Bradly
You'll drive me insane.

Annie
Fuck me in the ass! Oh! Oh! Oh! Fuck me in the ass!

Annie
Fuck me! Oh! Oh! Fuck me! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Mr. Bradly
Oh, my God, I think I hear my wife coming!

Tim
Donna! Wait up! How about seeing me later today? You know, we haven't seen each other for almost a week!

Donna
I really can't tonight. I have to work here till five, and then I have a babysitting job.

Tim
Well, damn, Donna, this is really crazy! I don't even get a chance to speak to you anymore!

Donna
Call me later on tonight.

Donna
Good afternoon, Mr. Biddle.

Mr. Biddle
Why, hello, Donna. How are you today?

Donna
Fine, sir.

Mr. Biddle
Lovely day, isn't it, Donna?

Donna
Yes, it is, Mr. Biddle.

Mr. Biddle
Donna, I understand you girls have formed a company. How's it coming along?

Donna
Oh, everyone is coming fine.

Mr. Biddle
You think you'll be able to raise the amount of money you need?

Donna
I certainly hope so. We've added on a few new services, you know.

Mr. Biddle
Oh, what are they?

Donna
This isn't exactly the place for details. But I can tell you that there's something for everybody. And everybody likes something.

Mr. Biddle
Well, that sounds intriguing. You must keep me informed. Donna, I have to go to the office now. Would you mind keeping an eye on things here?

Donna
Yes, sir.

Mr. Biddle
Thank you very much.

Donna
Tim! Mr. Biddle's coming right back! You're not supposed to be here!

Tim
Even if I'm so desperate for you I could jump off a bridge?

Donna
Especially not in that condition.

Tim
Oh, come on, baby. It feels like weeks since I've seen you. I'm going nuts.

Donna
Mr. Biddle's coming right back. You know we don't have any time.

Tim
Come on, Donna, you've gotta do something. Look at me!

Donna
Seriously, Tim. This isn't the place.

Tim
Baby, you've got to do something. Come on, we've got the time.

Donna
Okay, okay. You want me to show you what my girlfriends showed me?

Tim
Sure. Anything.

Tim
Oh, baby, you're beautiful.

Tim
What have you and your friends been doing, babe?

Donna
Oh, wait and see.

Tim
Oh, God, this is a dream come true. I missed four passes yesterday. I couldn't take it.

Tim
Oh, baby!

Tim
You're wonderful!

Tim
Pull it, baby. Pull it. Pull it with your hand, baby.

Tim
Oh, baby!

Tim
Oh, yeah!

Tim
Baby, don't choke. Stay alive.

Tim
Oh, yeah! Oh, baby!

Tim
Pull the head. Pull it. Pull the head. Pull it. Oh, baby! Oh, pull the head. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it.

Tim
Oh, yeah! Oh, baby!

Tim
Pull the head. Pull it. Pull the head.

Tim
That's it!

Tim
Pull the head. Pull it.

Tim
That's it!

Tim
Oh, baby!

Mr. Biddle
What in the world? Tim! I want you to leave immediately! Get out of here, this minute! Come back here! Come back here! You'll report to me to my office first thing in the morning!

Mr. Biddle
Young lady, this is outrageous! You come with me to my office, right now!

Donna
Yes, Mr. Biddle.

Librarian

Donna
Please, Mr. Biddle. Just don't tell my parents! Please! Please, Mr. Biddle, please, please don't tell my parents! I beg you, please don't tell them! They'll kill me!

Mr. Biddle
I am really surprised at you, Donna. You know the rules here. How could you so wantonly break them?

Donna
I'm sorry, Mr. Biddle. I didn't mean to break a rule! I swear to God I'll never do it again! Just don't call and tell my parents!

Mr. Biddle
Your parents should know. They're the ones to deal with this. Alright, stop crying. Stop crying. I won't tell your parents. I won't tell your parents!

Donna
Please.

Mr. Biddle
What you need, young lady, is a good spanking!

Donna
Oh, I don't care, just don't tell my parents!

Mr. Biddle
And I'm just the one to give it to you.

Mr. Biddle
Get over here.

Donna
Don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! Ow!

Mr. Biddle
Now, just what is all this about this company you girls have formed?

Donna
Please don't tell, Mr. Biddle!

Mr. Biddle
What kind of services are you providing?

Donna
Please don't tell, Mr. Biddle!

Mr. Biddle
You girls.

Donna
I didn't do anything wrong. Ow! Ow!

Donna
Wha-...I'll do anything you ask. Anything.

Mr. Biddle
What do you mean "anything?"

Donna
Well, well, what would you like?

Mr. Biddle
What would I like?

Donna
Try anything you like. Just please don't tell my parents.

Mr. Biddle
Do you mean it? Anything?

Donna
Yes, Mr. Biddle, anything.

Mr. Biddle
Well, are you sure?

Donna
Yes, Mr. Biddle.

Mr. Biddle
What I've always wanted to do was pull off your skirt and take down your pants and spank your bare bottom.

Donna
That's okay, Mr. Biddle.

Mr. Biddle
Are you serious?

Donna
Yes, Mr. Biddle.

Mr. Biddle
You alright?

Donna
Yes, Mr. Biddle, whatever you say.

Mr. Biddle
Will that cost me very much?

Donna
I'll leave that entirely up to you. Please, please.

Mr. Biddle
Well, alright.

Donna
Just don't hurt me, Mr. Biddle. Please?

Donna
Ow! Oh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Just don't hurt me, Mr. Biddle! Ow! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow, ow!

Mr. Biddle
It's really not a bad idea, this company you girls have formed.

Tim
God, are we in trouble? What did he say?

Donna
Don't worry about it. I talked to him, and everything is okay.

Tim
Really?

Donna
Yeah, he's really an alright guy.

Tim
Well, I wonder why he's being so cool about it.

Donna
Well, just don't worry about it. Be glad.

Tim
Hey, you know, I guess I just don't know human nature. What can I say?

Ashly
⟨She wears no underwear,⟩ you say?

Hamilton
Yep. She's sixteen, pretty, and she'll definitely play.

Ashly
Isn't that sort of dangerous?

Hamilton
Don't worry about it, Ashly. We'll work around it. It's gonna cost you, though, Ash.

Ashly
Well, I don't know.

Hamilton
Oh, here she comes right now. You can see for yourself.

Lisa
Here are the towels you wanted. Should I quit for the day?

Hamilton
One more thing, Lisa—thank you very much—would you get me that clipboard over there by the phone?

Lisa
Sure thing.

Lisa
Here's your clipboard, Hamilton.

Hamilton
Thanks, Lisa.

Lisa
Can I leave now?

Hamilton
No. Wait, first I'd like you to meet my friend, Ashly. Ashly, Lisa.

Lisa
How do you do?

Ashly
Hi, Lisa.

Hamilton
I was telling Ashly about you and your friends, and the services you perform.

Ashly
Yeah, tell me, is there anything you girls don't do?

Lisa
Oh, well, you know, we're good girls, and I think you know what I mean by that. But, you know, whatever we can't give you, we make up in enthusiasm.

Ashly
Sounds good.

Hamilton
Lisa, Ashly and I will be finished with this game in just a few minutes. Would you bring us a few fresh towels and meet us in the locker room?

Lisa
Sure thing, guys.

Hamilton
Thank you very much.

Lisa
Catch you later.

Hamilton
Come on, Ash.

Hamilton
You're gonna have one hell of a night tonight, Ashly.

Ashly
Yeah?

Hamilton
Yeah, what do you say? Let's head for the showers, huh?

Hamilton
I tell you, these babes are really something. You got to see them—sixteen years old, built like this.

Ashly
Sounds good.

Hamilton
You're gonna like it. You've never had anything like it before in your life.

Lisa
Oh, my God.

Hamilton
Don't let it scare you, honey. You'll have the time of your life.

Mr. Greenfeld
Oh, Debbie, you look great, oh. You know, we can't go on like this, it's killing me. I mean, can't we do something more?

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Debbie
But, Mr. Greenfeld, we girls promised ourselves that we wouldn't spoil ourselves for our future husbands.

Mr. Greenfeld
You know, but there are other things you can do that won't spoil you.

Debbie
Well, I guess the other girls are more experienced in matters like that.

Mr. Greenfeld
Oh, yeah, yeah, well, look, I don't want the other girls. I want you. Look, I'll make you a deal. Okay? I'll put up all the money for your trip to Texas. Okay? Well, I'll also pay for your other girlfriends' hotel expenses if they don't have the money in two weeks. Okay?

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld, that's wonderful! But what am I gonna have to do?

Mr. Greenfeld
Well, we'll work something out, okay? It...well, it'll be a surprise.

Lisa
Hello? Oh, hi, Tam, how have you been? Oh, you don't need me. Yeah, I did it yesterday. It was a cinch, you know? Real fun—you ought to enjoy it. Oh, come on. You know, don't be scared, it's okay. It really is easy, gosh. But you know, it'll cost for you, too. Do you really think so? If you're sure. Anything for the old cause. Catch you later, okay? Bye-bye.

Nick
How are you girls doing today?

Tammy
The other girls are doing fine.

Nick
What about you?

Tammy
I seem to be trailing behind.

Nick
And why is that?

Tammy
I guess I just need more time.

Lisa
Hi, I'm Lisa.

Tammy
Hi, Lisa.

Lisa
You know, Tammy and I are both in Teen Services Company, and she tells me that you're interested in what we have to offer.

Nick
What do you have to offer?

Lisa
Oh, anything.

Nick
You mean you'll do anything I like?

Tammy
Not anything.

Lisa
Oh, but I'm sure we can work it out.

Nick
Oh, definitely we can work it out. Tammy, go lock up.

Tammy
Alright.

Nick
You mean I can have anything?

Lisa
Almost.

Nick
What'll it cost me?

Lisa
Oh, we'll leave that up to you.

Debbie
Greenfeld! I'm here, dressed as you wanted me!

Mr. Greenfeld
Debbie, this is Mr. Greenfeld. Please lock the doors and come up to the mezzanine level.

Debbie
Uh huh.

Debbie
Mr. Greenfeld? Mr. Greenfeld? Mr. Greenfeld? Mr. Greenfeld, where are you?

Mr. Greenfeld
Debbie.

Debbie
Mr. Greenfeld!

Mr. Greenfeld
Debbie.

Mr. Greenfeld
Debbie. Debbie.

Debbie
Mr. Greenfeld.

Mr. Greenfeld
Debbie.

Debbie
Mr. Greenfeld.

Mr. Greenfeld
Debbie. Debbie.

Mr. Greenfeld
Oh! Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be captain of the football team. But I was too small. But I had one thing that was big enough.

Debbie
My, Mr. Greenfeld, how big you are!

Mr. Greenfeld
I've always dreamed of being a quarterback, and making love to the captain of the cheerleaders!

Debbie
Am I doing alright, Mr. Greenfeld?

Mr. Greenfeld
Oh, yeah.

Debbie
Do you want me to take your pants down?

Mr. Greenfeld
Do it.

Debbie
Oh, Greenfeld, you're so strong!

Mr. Greenfeld
That's because I eat my Wheaties every day.

Mr. Greenfeld
So tight! So tight!

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!

Debbie
Mr. Greenfeld!

Debbie
Mr. Greenfeld!

Debbie
Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!

Mr. Greenfeld
Coming!

Narrator
This is red-white Dallas special.

TOUCHDOWN
FOR
MR. GREENFELD

SCORE ONE
FOR DEBBIE

NEXT....

CAST

BAMBI WOODS		Debbie Benton
RICHARD BALLA		Mr. Greenfield
MISTY WINTER		Roberta
ROBYN BYRD		Mrs. Hardwick
ERIC EDWARDS		Mr. Hardwick
SHERRI TART		Rikki
JENNY COLE		Annie
DAVID SUTON		Mr. Bradly
MERRIL TOWNSEND		Donna
JAKE TEAGUE		Mr. Biddle
PAUL HUGHS		Tim
GEORGETTE SANDERS		Lisa
PETER LERMAN		Hamilton
BEN PIERCE		Ashly
ARCADIA LAKE		Tammy
TONY MANSFIELD		Tony
DAVID MORRIS		Rick
BILL BARRY		Tim
KASEY RODGERS		Pat
DEBBIE LEWIS		Girl in Shower
STEVE MARSHALL		Boy in Shower