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Impressions on Polly

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Impressions on Polly (c. 1882)
Anonymous

Corset advertisement

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"Polly"

Impressions on Polly.

At sixteen she was sweet of face; Her intellect was grand, But she was awkwardness itself— No grace could she command. Who?—Polly.
At seventeen she was so fat That when she walked, she waddled, Just like the duckling who could swim Quite well before he toddled. Who?—Polly.
At eighteen, tho; her mother said, Her “miss was much amiss in grace.” She bought her corsets which Made her appear like this. Who?—Polly.
They didn’t fit, you know, and so, Being stiff and ugly, they, Gave her a backward look which made Her seem about this way. Who?—Polly.
She couldn’t twist, she couldn’t turn; She couldn’t bend, somehow, Until they found an improved make, Enabling her to bow. Who?—Polly.
‘Twas a “tight squeeze,” but then, it helped Her figure to improve: Her picture then, at nineteen, was Like what you see above. Whose? Polly’s.
And then came Langdon & Batcheller’s Genuine Glove-fitting corset, And she and all her host of friends Now wear it and indorse it. Whose?—Polly’s.
And now, at twenty,—full of grace— Of beauty and of bliss, Her lissome figure curves and bends Bewitchingly, like this. Whose?—Polly’s.
alt= Langdon & Batcheller’s GENUINE THOMSON’S Glove-Fitting CORSETS. Best on Earth DO YOU WEAR THEM?
TRADE MARK.

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