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Song: "Oh, Gee, Georgie" ()

Eddie Cantor

Georgie Porgie is a guy who is very bashful and so shy,
 The ladies prize him,
 They idolize him.
You can find him most anywhere,
 In the great big cozy Morris chair.
I've been looking at the ceiling,
 While some girly is appealing:

"Oh, gee, Georgie,
 Whenever I'm with you,
Oh, gee, Georgie,
 I don't know what to do.
You never tease or hug or squeeze,
 Like Johnny or Joe.
You look at me, and then, oh, gee,
 I get so...I don't know.

"Oh, gee, Georgie,
What can it be?
 When you're around I get so excited!
You're not handsome like a statue,
But each time that I look at you,
 Oh, gee, Georgie, oh, gee!

"Oh, gee, Georgie,
 Whenever I'm with you,
Oh, gee, Georgie,
 I don't know what to do.
You talk to me of poetry,
 And music, and art,
But you're not here, for that my dear,
 I wish you'd start, have a heart.

"Oh, gee, Georgie,
What can it be?
 When you're around I get so excited!
My head should be just where your chest is,
Kiss me, hot lips, I'm asbestos,
 Oh, gee, Georgie, oh, gee!"