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BOX AND COX.
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Cox. No, yours!
Box. Yours!
Together. Yours![Ten o'clock strikes—noise of an omnibus.
Box. Ha! What's that? A cab's drawn up at the door! [Running to window.] No—it's a twopenny omnibus!
Cox. [Leaning over Box's shoulder.] A lady's got out—
Box. There's no mistaking that majestic person—it's Penelope Ann!
Cox. Your intended!
Box. Yours![Both run to door, l. c., and eagerly listen.
Box. Hark—she's coming up stairs!
Cox. Shut the door![They slam the door, and both lean up against it with, their backs.
Mrs. B. [Without, and knocking.] Mr. Cox! Mr. Cox!
Cox. [Shouting.] I've just stepped out!
Box. So have I!
Mrs. B. Mr. Cox! [Pushing at the door—Cox and Box redouble their efforts to keep the door shut.] Open the door! It's only me—Mrs. Bouncer!
Cox. Only you? Then where's the lady?
Mrs. B. Gone!
Cox. Upon your honour?
Box. As a gentleman?
Mrs. B. Yes, and she's left a note for Mr. Cox.
Cox. Give it to me!
Mrs. B. Then open the door!
Cox. Put it under! [A letter is put under the door; Cox picks up the letter, and opens it.] Goodness Gracious!
Box. [Snatching letter.] Gracious Goodness! [Cox snatches the letter, and runs forward, followed by Box.
Cox. [Reading.] "Dear Mr. Cox, pardon my candor"—
Box. [Looking over, and reading.] "But being convinced that our feelings, like our ages, do not reciprocate"—
Cox. "I hasten to apprise you of my immediate union"—
Box. "With Mr. Knox."
Cox. Huzza!
Box. Three cheers for Knox! Ha, ha, ha!