It was a considerable time ere I could make out precisely what was taught under this high-sounding name. Indeed the bases of the science do not seem to be very clearly defined, as its principles are couched in such vague and hazy language that they are susceptible of very different explanations, and it is seldom that any two professors agree in their interpretation. Indeed there are endless disputations and discussions among themselves with regard to the very first principles of the science. All contend that a knowledge of transcendental geography is essential for every one, that by it alone can society be held together and kept in the right direction, that without it the bonds of society would be loosened and universal confusion ensue.
The common points of agreement among the professors seem to be these. There exists somewhere—but as no one had ever been there, so no one affected to know where—a vast country, whither all Colymbians would some day go provided they had accurate views respecting the said country. But, as no Colymbian had ever, as far as is known, gone thither, it seems to me that none have fulfilled the primary condition of having a perfect knowledge of it. Opinions vary as to the physical characters of this unknown country, and still more as to the character of its supposed inhabitants and the form of government that obtains there. And yet it is thought indispensable that they should frame their own conduct on the supposed conduct of the inhabitants of this unknown country, and act in conformity with the wishes of its ruler or rulers.
There are certain old books supposed to have been written by persons who had peculiar opportunities of obtaining an insight into the way of life in this terra
