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MISFORTUNE IX.
His mother-in-law, with several old witty wives, held a private council on John's conduct, and bad luck, and concluded, he was bewitched. John was of the same opinion, and went to the Minister, and told him he was the cause of a' his misfortunes, ca'd him a warlock to his face, and said, he had put
such a bad bargain in his hand, that he was ruined for ever: insisted either
to unmarry them again, or send death and the bellman to take her awa, for
she had a lump of mischief on her back and anither on her breast, and the rest
of her body is a clean deil. The minister began to exhort him to peace, and
patience, telling him that marriages were made in heaven: Ye're a daist liar, says John, for I was married in your ain kitchen, and a' the blackguards in the town was there; and it had a been in heaven they wadna win in, yet tell me that matrimony was sic a happy state, but had ye gotten as mony weel
